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Recieved: 2004/06/18 05:55
Subject: [K-list] For those who are feeling down today!
From: Lone Path
On 2004/06/18 05:55, Lone Path posted thus to the K-list:
Hi everyone,
Just thought I would send this for those who are feeling especially down today. Hope it cheers you up.
Best wishes and much Love,
Grotweed
I was having an out of body experience the other day so I grounded myself, and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral traveled anyway, but the phone rang, I sensed negative vibrations so threw the I-Ching and checked my numerology chart and nearly had a primal scream, but my energy was too blocked,
... so I did some bioenergetics and self parenting, took some flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet,
... so I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie too, but that made me hyper
... so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, but I was feeling depersonalized,
... so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology and past life regression, then rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the bodyworker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu, Reiki, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese, deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned my call,
... so I decided to energize my crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so to get empowered, I got a psychic reading from Mother Heart Love around the issue of my assertiveness,
... so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic healing class and dream workshop,
... so I'd be more clear for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Reikian Jungian Freudian Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group,
... so I fasted until noon to recharge my chakras and sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was focused,
... so I turned on my ion generator to open up for my neuralinguistic programming session, but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided Synchronicity meditation,
... so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was a meaningful relationship to mirror myself,
... so I went to my personal shaman, and then to my guru, but they were both out on retreats,
... so instead I went to the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew what was going on, but they were so busy they barely had time to know what was going on with themselves,
... so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box and went to sleep
... so I could "get it" in the dream state. Finally getting it, I recognized the "guru" in myself and developed my own seminar!
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