To: K-list
Recieved: 2003/04/19 08:48
Subject: Re: [K-list] Evil
From: Danijel Turina
On 2003/04/19 08:48, Danijel Turina posted thus to the K-list:
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At 00:58 19.4.2003 -0700, contour5 wrote:
>Danijel Turina wrote:
>>"offending people" and "promoting evil". I stepped on
>> your ego in the former messages, because I showed you how little
>> you know, and how arrogant you are. Now go away and work on that.
>
>Dude, are you sending people away now?
>Are you the new Boss of the list?
>Just wondering... Michael
No, you're not wondering, you are placing blame.
However, I am just discouraging people who mistake my head for a
toilet seat. The newcomers on the list might think it to be a good
idea to throw a few rocks at me, because my appearance bruises their
egos, however that is ill advised, as the older members are well
aware. ;)
Let me quote you something from the www.darwinawards.com :
(2002) I was helping my brother move his collection of amusing
newspaper clippings from his days as a journalism major, when we came
across one that's right up your ally. Mr. Fritz Dekker, a 41-year-old
visitor to an Amsterdam zoo, found his way to the bear exhibit. A
bystander remembers Fritz asking whether the bear was s a male or
female. Nobody knew, so Fritz Dekker decided to find out for himself.
Fritz climbed over the 7-foot fence and jumped into the enclosure.
Despite urgent calls from the crowd, Fritz approached the bear in
question. The 390-pound adult was quietly occupied with a ball, and
unaware of the intruder. Amazingly, Fritz was able to take an
unintrusive peek under the hood. Still perplexed, Fritz tried to
determine the animal's gender experimentally by delivering a good,
hard kick between its legs.
Our friend Fuzzy turned out to be a male, and responded to the assult
in a typical male bear fashion. He roared in pain, and charged
towards Fritz, who attempted to defend himself with a hasty karate
kick in the general direction of the bear while he ran for the fence.
This brilliant defense tactic failed completely, and Fuzzy proceeded
to occupy the next few minutes mauling Fritz "Bear Ball Buster"
Dekker to death.
Zoo keepers arrived promptly, but not promptly enough to save the
life of the ill-fated Fritz. Several rounds of tranquilizer darts
later, the subdued bear was taken to the onsite veterinarian. Fritz
was, of course, pronounced dead at the scene.
An autopsy shed no light on the reason for Fritz's actions. There
were no drugs or alcohol in his system, and his family reported that
he was not suicidal, nor did they know of any mental defects other
than "an exagerated sense of bravado."
Apart from a pair of badly swollen testicles, the bear was uninjured.
(sapienti sat)
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