To: K-list
Recieved: 2003/02/07 22:53
Subject: [k-list] Kundaliniality and Whippersnappers
From: felix
On 2003/02/07 22:53, felix posted thus to the K-list:
Perhaps there could be some sort of qualifying standard by
which future subscribers could be screened to determine
whether or not what they claim as a real kundalini
experience is indeed that.
Elaine Pagels, in her book about the Gnostic societies
stated that the people who got recognized as the genuine
possessors of gnosis had to pass some sort of test that
amounted to the display of certain gifts that were
recognized as evidence they actually experienced gnosis.
I'm suspecting that if such a plan were brought to fruition
there might not be more the three people on the list, and
they probably wouldn't say much anyway. But... what the hey..
purity of spirit requires no censors.
But, one thing is for sure. No one who has ever experienced
kundalini would ever break rules or guidelines of any sort,
or act silly, or plagiarize other people's stuff. Their deep,
profound gnowledge of the workings of the inner mind would
definitely clash with going against the grain of the
established practices of society in general. Particularly
when it comes to attachments.
After all, such people are of the old school and cautiously go
along to get along by kowtowing to the whimsy of everyone
who receives the list posts in digest form after they got
home from working on the assembly line making Tater Tots
from organically grown potatoes.
Since the digestees are mostly lurkers anyway and hardly
ever participate in the scintillating discussions about
kundalini(?), maybe they could contribute in some way to the
list by writing off-list, puritanical letters to those who
had the audacity to express a sense of humor, to instill a
foreboding sense of deep shame, and send copies in
triplicate to the moderators who could write up a white
paper on the best way of punishing the perpetrators based on
the accumulated database of brain-washing techniques that
works most effectively. And since the subject of moderators
has been broached, how about uniforms? They gotta have
uniforms... with varigated epaulets and wide-brimmed hats
decorated with rare-species plummage.
How about giving lie detector tests to prospective
subscribers on the condition that if they fail, they get
bound and gagged and shipped off to work in the gulags of
Alaska in unheated railroad cars and dumped off for polar
bear food. That would stop a lot of this foolishness.
I have a lot of other ideas that would bring these disgusting violators into line, but I'm afraid that if they were
implemented I might be found guilty of violating future, as
yet uncreated rules and guidelines, and be hung by my own
petards.
felix
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