To: K-list
Recieved: 2002/06/25 00:36
Subject: [K-list] K Rant
From: Kenneth Chipman
On 2002/06/25 00:36, Kenneth Chipman posted thus to the K-list:
Dear List,
Right, so I'm sitting here tickling Ms K, but can't get it up...er...Her up. What is this? Every 16 years I build up enough Karma for the Lady to Ride me? Or does She take me for a ride?
I remember once durring a NDE I was shown two possible futures for me. One was a holy dude gig, the other was flipping burgers in backyard suburbia and living in tick-tock. Heh! Pass the ketchup .
So I do the ski lift operator thing in the winter, right? (No! I feel a urge to spill my CV...(upchuck noises) here it comes!)
I've had more jobs than than I can count (yes, I tried removing my shoes) and more career paths than (no, no, not a Clinton joke..stifle stifle). My longest career was one of my self employment gigs, my shortest was...finishing the practicum...I got degrees and certifimicamates that say all sorts of strange things about me, but I don't believe any of them.
Here I am in the peacefull inner center of southern Norway. Why? Right, quiet not much going on at the hill...yah, read some old magick stuff...I've bought, resold, and bought some of these books just too many times...Hey! Yah those Delta Theta cd's jam em in the walkman Dude!..some weeks later...Ooops! Blew a calf muscle, and here I thought it was just a cramp, guess thats why the stretch it out routine didn't work. What to do while laying on my back for a week or two...(bad shoulder, calf, gouty big toe, sciatica, tourettes syndrome, ooops, nope not that one...the funny buzzing in your wrist that makes the take out ladies wear braces at the grocery store, moan, wheeze)
Oh yah, lets do the Kundalini thing, that was fun way back when! Geeze! That old meditation routine again!?...sigh..nopers... Then one day at a family picnic someone reads a Reiki ad the the Gudbrandsdahl Daily. "Whats that stuff?!" ..."Hey I can do that!".. (just energy work right, smooshing round auras and stuff, draw out the yuck, put in the light, yadda, yadda, yadda) Here I'll show you. >Does a mini demo..starts working down the back, starts going for the one hand high, one hand low energy ream out thing. "OK, thanks, that's enough." Darn! She bailed on me!
Reiki, cool. People actually make money doing this stuff!? What's on the net..."Get 20 gazillion Reiki attunements here! Be the high head honcho Reiki dude!" "Don't have to be holy or nothin, either before or after, step right this way!" <Reiki buddies: I love and respect you all, if you squint and read between the lines you'll see that I'm only making fun of myself.>
"Cool!" I think." An it's so easy, don't have to bend over, smoosh the aura, even out each layer, repair rips, tears, and punctures, no soul retrievals, excorcisms or anything! This will be so easy on my back!"...Lets see...Kundalini Reiki (Oooh, yaaah (in a deep growly voice, bump and grind music starts playing in the background) ...attunement recieveing attunemet recieving...Reiki meditations ...at least 1\2 hour morning and night, and now also "Let your thoughts all float away down the river"...Gee! No wonder I got a big empty space up here (looks at his aura over his left shoulder) First Reiki is grounding me, and now I'm doing the 'no parking allowed' thing with my thoughts!<Looks down towards his lap, clears his throat, Kundalini? Miss? Rereads the first sentence of the post...Hey! It's not what you think Dude! My wife just had a baby on Saturday, now I'm even more surrounded by beautifull women! ...7 daughters for starters..well, only fathered 4 of em> Well I always knew I had good control, who said "Yoga is good for sex, but sex is not so good for Yoga." but Kundalini Lady maybe I'm not just lightin your fire.
>Stands up straight and makes a salute< Well, that's the report from the warzone for this week fellow mousekateers!
Love, Kenneth
http://www.kundalini-gateway.org
http://www.domin8rex.com/serpent/spirit/kindex.htm
DISCLAIMER!
Home | Archive Index | Search the archives | Subscribe
K. List FAQ | Kundalini FAQs | Signs and Symptoms | Awakening Experiences | K. list Polls | Member Essays | Meditations | List Topics | Art Gallery | Cybrary | Sitemap | Email the moderators.
symbol.