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Recieved: 2002/06/17 01:12
Subject: [K-list] Fwd: On being enlightened
From: Charles Portugal
On 2002/06/17 01:12, Charles Portugal posted thus to the K-list:
Sent with a smile:
I was having an out-of-body experience and almost astral-traveled away yesterday, so I grounded
myself and got centred with the help of my spirit guides and then the phone rang. Sensing the
negative vibrations, I threw the I-Ching and checked my numerology chart, nearly having a primal,
but my energy was too blocked. So I did some bioenergetics and self-parenting, took some flower
essences and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my inner child wasn't feeling nurtured
yet.
To fix this, I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie, which, of course, made me hyper, so I did the
relaxation response technique I had just learned at the Self Healing Angst Tree Defoliating Center
while listening to my subliminal tapes.
That left me feeling depersonalised, so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology, and past life
regression, then rebirthed myself, and called Moon Beam, my body worker, to make an appointment
for a Shiatsu/Reike/Rolfing/ Feldenkreis/Swedish/Japanese deep tissue massage. Unfortunately, she
flaked out and never returned my call.
So I decided to energise my crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualisation
techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded. So to get empowered, I got a psychic
reading from Mother Heart Love around the issue of my assertiveness so I could feel my radiance
and have some energy for my psycho callisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain wave
synergy session.
This made me more focused for my actualisation seminar, holistic healing class and dream workshop,
which in turn made me clearer for my Gestalt behavioural cognitive transpersonal
Rechian-Jungian-Freudian-Ericksonian session at the hot springs, but my aura was too weak for my
trance channelling group, so I fasted until noon to recharge my chakras.
At that point, I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was focused, so I turned on my ion
generator to open up for my Neural Linguistic Programming session. But I needed to have my pyramid
recharged before my guided synchronicity meditation, so I got some craniosacral therapy which
aligned me for the fire walk between my tarot card reading and my sensory deprivation tank
appointment.
Even after all that, I felt what I truly needed was a meaningful relationship to mirror myself, so
I went to my personal shaman and then to my guru but they were no help. So instead I went to the
Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew
what was going on.
That didn't help either, so I locked myself in a calcium-coated Orgone Box and meditated until
9:00 p.m. None of it really worked for me, so I smoked a couple of nice fat spliffs, ordered a pizza,
drank half a crate of beer, and felt f**** sorted!
........cosmic.
"The greatest obstacle to discovering the shape of the earth, the continents, and the oceans was
not ignorance, but rather the illusion of knowledge."
Daniel Borsten
http://www.kundalini-gateway.org
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