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Recieved: 2001/09/12 14:56
Subject: [K-list] foreward instantly! Our History in the Hands of Our Leaders
From: 77777777777 11

Hey folks!

good news, here comes already the letter part 3 haha i don't know if it's
raising any love vibes but it's certainly a good finnish!
  In the City of God there will be a great thunder, two brothers torn apart
by chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb.", "The
third big war will begin when the big city is burning." "on the 11th day of
the 9 month that...two metal birds would crash into two tall statues...in
the
new city... and the world will end soon after"
- Nostradamus 1654'

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time,
sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, sell them fries
with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and through the label "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Never ride your brakes, always leave your turn signal on.
7. Finish all your sentences "in accordance with the policy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9 As often as possible skip rather than walk
10 Ask people what sex they are Laugh hysterically after they
answer
11 Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12 Sing along at the opera
13 Go to a poetry recital and ask why their poems don't rhyme
14 Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day and put mosquito netting around your work area
15 A days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their
party
you're not in the mood
16 When the money comes out the ATM scream "I won", "I won" "I won 3rd
time
this week"
18 When leaving the zoo start running towards the people
yelling
"run for your lives, they're all loose!!"
19 Tell your parents over dinner "due to the economy, we are going
to
have to let one of you go"
And the final level to keep a healthy step of insanity ,,,,,,
20 Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they
sent
it to you

Laughter is the nature of Spirit "in accordance with the policy"

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