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Recieved: 2001/08/07 16:16
Subject: Re: [K-list] godrealized introduces himself
From: Paul Perner

On 2001/08/07 16:16, Paul Perner posted thus to the K-list:

Vijay Kumar the Man Who Realized God in 1993 wrote:

> .......
> My introduction -
>
> VIJAY KUMAR
> (The Man who Realized God in 1993)
>
> .......(snip)
>
> Having Realized-God , I am able to -
>
> * Understand hidden truths of Scriptures of all Religions of the
> World.
> * Talk to 'God, the Creator' every moment of my life.
> * Know all living beings have emanated from the same source "Brahman"
> * Interpret the correct cause of dreams ?
> * Where does one go after death ?
> * What is hell and heaven ?
> * How a layman can conquer his wanton desires.
> * How can one by controlling his Karma take absolute control of
> destiny
> * Reach to any bracket of life (from a laborer to an Emperor!)
> * ..........
>
> Vijay Kumar ...
> (The man who realized God in 1993)
>

Dear Vijay Kumar the Man Who Realized God in 1993,

 That's nice, but I can also do a few things, myself.

 I am able to:

 * Make great statements about the nature of reality.
 * Convince others that my statements are The Truth.
 * Fix a variety of common kitchen appliances.
 * Pat the top of my head while rubbing my belly counter clockwise.
 * Proclaim the dawning of another, much newer New Age.
 * Fly to Heaven without an airplane.
 * Play "Pop Goes the Weasel" on the piano with my eyes closed.

So there.

Welcome to the house of unemployed gurus, my friend. You can wash up in
the pantry if you need to. Breakfast is downstairs at 7:00 AM sharp. In
the mean time, you can have half of my sandwich.

Love and Blessings,

Paul






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