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To: K-list
Recieved: 2001/07/02 09:26
Subject: Re: [K-list] Finally, an answer to my question!
From: Paul Perner

On 2001/07/02 09:26, Paul Perner posted thus to the K-list:

BestPoetATnospamaol.com wrote:
>
> Q: How many gods does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> A: Just one. All it has to do is say: "Let there be another light."

(brief drum roll)

That's funny.

>
> And for those who remember the old surrealist light bulb joke:
>
> Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> A: Fish

(drum roll - cymbal crash)

Ok, then how many abrstactionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: o <>+ . }][{ . |||~~~

> Here's my new joke:
>
> Q: We know the speed of light, but what is the speed of darkness?
>
> A: Bush
>

(drum roll - cymbal crash)

Dat's not funny. He's a big scary man. Mommy and Daddy don't like him.
They say he's mean and doesn't care about little animals.

 * * *

Ok, here's one of mine (I think I feel a career in stand up coming on):

Q: What do you call a bear that can't decide whether it wants to go
north or south... or south or north... and gets all turned around in the
head about it?

A: A bi-polar bear.Funny? yes? ....no?

Oh, well you can't blame a guy for tying.

Monday Morning Mud Pies,

Paul


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