To: K-list
Recieved: 2001/05/27 12:37
Subject: Re: [K-list] process
From: Michael Read
On 2001/05/27 12:37, Michael Read posted thus to the K-list:
--- In Kundalini-GatewayATnospamy..., Jonathan <jr838ATnospamy...> wrote:
> Well Michael,
> I guess I just can't resist telling you, I once had
> a state of mind which for some reason I remember very
> distinctly when I "smell" the attitude I read into
> your last post. Those were the good old days...Then
> God took my nose and stuffed it up my ass so I might
> find exactly what was causing the itch. And it wasn't
> the shit I thought it was either. HEHEHE.
> Jonathan
>
Yessir - indeedy do!
--- In NisargadattaATnospamy..., "Omkara" <coresiteATnospamh...> wrote:
> --- In TheWayStationATnospamy..., "Michael Read" <mareadATnospami...> wrote:
>
> > And when your butt itches real bad, I mean real bad, who gives a
> > damn what the meaning of life is! HAHAHAHA!
>
> Who gives a damn what the meaning of life is anyway -- butt or no
> butt? ;-). "Real nonduality" (arrgh, for want of a better term)
> isn't about the meaning of life, it's about the end of questions,
> answers, seeking, striving, searching, wanting, longing, desiring,
> hoping, future-tripping, past-tripping, present-tripping... you
> know, all that stuff that causes so much suffering :-).
Ah yes!
What a long strange trip it's been. - Jerry Garcia
>
> > Isn't it better to learn how to
> > wipe one's ass so as to prevent unwonted itching than to become
> > enlightened?!
>
> Since it isn't *possible* to 'become enlightened' (who gets
> enlightened?), the answer is 'yes' of course :-). Then again, most
> seem to learn to wipe their ass in early childhood, so it isn't much
> of an issue :-).
>
> That is, unless the TP runs out 'unexpectedly'. Then the question
> becomes valid again <loud laugh>.
>
> Love,
>
> Tim
And while in India (and many other places) one learns that TP is not
available...;-) Been there, done that.... Some advice - travel with
handi-wipes! ;-)
Enlightenment is like constipation.
At first there is a vague uncomfortable feeling that something is out
of place.
Then there is a feeling of being blocked, packed up, and backed up.
After that comes the idea that something MUST BE DONE ABOUT THIS!
And one sits down to focus on the problem. This focus becomes
paramount. The desire to get through (or get this thing over and done
with) this overwhelming discomfort supercedes all other desire.
Then, after much straining and moaning and groaning, after all ideas
and beliefs and trips, after all the trying and crying and pain, after
all the praying and beseeching and meditating, the process takes on a
life of its own.
The end is near and relief happens! Ah! Feels good! Phew!
Surprise surprise - {you} didn't do it - it did {you}. :-)
HAHAHAHA and HOHOHO!
Peace = Michael
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