To: K-list
Recieved: 2001/05/11 15:02
Subject: [K-list] nda
From: Michael Read
On 2001/05/11 15:02, Michael Read posted thus to the K-list:
What we really need is NDA (non-dualists anonymous) :-) fer sure!
Let's listen in on a typical meeting. Shall we? :-)
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
HI! My name is _______ and I am a non-dualist.
{group - hello ____________}
It's been 6 days since I've tried to convince anybody they were one
with the universe.
After my awakening I was just like you - you know I thought I had it
all figured out. Man, I turned into one irritating compassionate
son-of-a-B*tch! I mean I kept trying to fix what wasn't broken...you
know how that goes.
Anyway, thanks to the program I've been able to just let people alone.
After all they are already one with the universe so it's cool.
I couldn't have done it without you guys! I love you all!
HELLO. My name is ________ and I am a recovering non-dualist.
{group - hello ____________}
It's been 3 years since I realized that I am not the great world
teacher.
When I came back from my 'last great samadhi' about 8 years ago I, I,
well I guess I just got carried away. What I can I say about that -
we've all had a taste of the power - you know. Then I went into a
phase where I would stare intently in peoples eyes and pass judgement
on 'thier enlightenment'. I was feeling pretty proud of my ablility
until that biker punched me out! Man! What a reality check!
Eventually I began to realize that it still wasn't about me. Thanks.
that's about it for now. Loveya. Uh, thanks again.
HI my name is ____________ and I'm a recovering non_dualist.
{group - hello ____________}
I am not too happy with myself today. Last night I gave in to the
temptation to align somebodies chakras. sob-sob-cry
{group offers support - that's ok man, learn from it, we're here for
you}
Thanks friends - I guess - well I haven't made the first step yet. I
know I'm powerless over non-duality but but but it just feels so good!
{group offers support - take it easy friend, remember - it's one day
at a time, Yah! one day at a time}
I know. I forget that sometimes. I guess when you fall into
non-dualism as young as I did it can be a lot harder to be a regular
person. Sigh.... Anyway, thanks for your understanding and support.
I'm going to call my sponser tonight.
Uh, hi, my name is _____________ and I'm the worst kind of non-dualist
there is.
{group - hello ____________}
I'm a a a forceful, judgemental, intellectual non-dualist. Man, I know
all the scriptures and lingo and - I've lost all my friends. How can
anybody trust me anymore? You know? My family won't even talk to me.
They are used to the old me, the ranting judgemental me, the holier
than thou me.
And you know, that's just the way I was. All the time! I couldn't even
eat my dinner without laying a trip on the potatoes. hahahah
Thanks to my sponser and your kindness I'm starting to learn how to
live like a normal human being. And man it feels good!
Love and blessings.
Uh, hello? my name is ____________ this is my first meeting.
{group - welcome ____________}
I really don't have much to say, I guess. My kundalini is running real
high right now. And, I'm seeing lots of light and stuff. And and and -
my wife kicked me out of the house last night.... I guess she got
tired of me telling her that she was an illusion. {group chuckles in
understanding} Well, I'm glad I'm here and maybe there's some hope - I
dunno....thanks. Uh, that's all.
{group - welcome, glad you're here, it's ok}
HAHAHAH and HOHOHOHO!
Peace - Michael
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