To: K-list
Recieved: 2001/02/05 19:16
Subject: [K-list] enlightenment wars
From: Michael Read
On 2001/02/05 19:16, Michael Read posted thus to the K-list:
Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our regular scheduled broadcast
with these late breaking developments from the frontlines of the
Enlightenment Wars.
This is your anchor-being, Whadya Gnolwes, with this special report.
First: let's hear from our special correspondent, B.D.A. Sikar, who is
at a hidden camp deep in the middle of nowhere. B.D.A., what is the
latest from your perspective?
Whadya, I'm here in the ultra secret hideaway of the Philosophic
Panthers. They have been and are continuing to develop new and even
more powerful weapons in thier campaign to dominate these wars. Thier
latest effort culminates is what can only be a most devastating (at
least in thier view) terror device. It is the lastest in new and
improved Logic Grenades. Back to you, Whadya.
Thanks B.D.A. The Panthers haven't made much headway in the last
quarter of a century or more. Logic grenades aren't exactly new
technology. Do you see these latest efforts to be any real
improvement?
Yes, Whadya, that is the key question here amongst the Panthers as
well. To give you a perspective on that I have here with me one of the
foremost developers of the LG mark V, Carl J. Idmanns. Carl, what can
you tell us about your newest weapon and how is is it an improvement
over your older versions?
Well, B., may I call you B.? Certainly. Well, B., as you know the old
LG mark III just wasn't getting the job done. It was noisy, you could
see it coming and quite frankly, it had lost it's appeal. The mark V
on the other hand is quite dazzling. It can instantly paralyze the
mind and bring it into line with accepted standards. That has been our
goal all along. Yes, we indeed do see the Panthers moving into the
forefront with this new technology.
There you have it, Whadya. More on this story as it develops.
Reporting live from the middle of nowhere, I'm B.D.A. Sikar signing
out.
Thanks B.D.A. Now, on to other fronts. We have it from reliable
sources that the Suffering Squadron has joined forces with dissenting
elements of the Karma Corps. They are attempting to purchase a battery
of concept cannon to be used in thier campaign against the Fortress of
Doing.
The Righteousness Brigade is still slugging it out with the Engineers
of Experience. The collateral damage has been minimal over the past
month or two. However, millions are still without serenity.
The Meditation Marauders have been taking causalities in ever
increasing numbers. Some say this is due largely to the efforts of one
man, Kapitan Kundal. Some say that there is no such person while
others attest to first hand encounters that have left them stunned.
And the Free Will Destineers seem to have developed immunity to the
effects of landed mindfields. At last report no one has been able
verify this report. The FWD's motto 'Let fate be your guide on what to
decide' was last seen as a graffiti on the walls of the Fortress of
Doing.
For a wrapup we turn to our resident analyst and veteran war
correspondant, Imma Nutting. Imma, what is your assesment of the
current situation?
Whadya, we can see from here that the lofty Tower of Enlightement is
still standing like a bright beacon on the Horizon of Reality. So far
no one has made it there and come back alive. That is to say we cannot
recognize any successful attempts to bring the Tower down to the
common man at this time.
Thank you Imma. You may want to get that twitch looked at.
Well folks, that's all for now. For more developments in this ancient
and timeless struggle - stay tuned.
Whadya Gnolwes, signing off.
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