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Recieved: 2001/01/22 01:10
Subject: [K-list] and Jesus wept ...
From: Christopher Wynter

On 2001/01/22 01:10, Christopher Wynter posted thus to the K-list:

This was shamelessly pillaged from another list for distribution...

Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain
and gathering them around him,
he taught them saying:

 "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom
 of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn, for they shall be
 comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the
 earth. Blessed are they which hunger and thirst after
 righteousness, for they shall be filled. Blessed are the
 merciful, for they shall obtain mercy. Blessed are the pure
 in heart, for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers,
 for they shall be called the children of God. Blessed are they
 which suffer, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Then Simon Peter said,
 "Do we have to write this down?"

And Andrew said,
 "Are we going to have a test on this?"

Philip mumbled,
 "I don't have any paper."

Bartholomew asked,
 "Do we have to turn this in?"

John whined,
 "The other disciples didn't have to learn this."

And Matthew asked,
 "Can I go to the bathroom?"

Judas complained,
 "What does this have to do with anything?"

And James said,
 "I don't get it."

Then one of the Pharisees who was present
asked to see Jesus' lesson plan and inquired of him,
 "Where are your theological imperatives
 and long-term objectives in the cognitive domain?"

And Jesus wept.

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