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Recieved: 2000/05/15 06:09
Subject: [K-list] Re: k detector
From: paulo fonseca
On 2000/05/15 06:09, paulo fonseca posted thus to the K-list:
did you see dune
"he who controls the spice controls the univers"
"the spice lets you to travel without moving"
lol
you have a vivid imagination, keep going
--- In Kundalini-GatewayATnospamegroups.com, divine_goddessATnospamh... wrote:
> I wonder if Dan Winter could invent an instrument that would detect
> k?
>
> I would think it would be simple if K at it's basic form would be
an
> action potential wave surfing up the cerebral-spinal fluid in the
> spine. Or the snake wave movements is a relationship in voltage and
> pressure.
>
> As a nurse I often measured wave form hemodynamics in radial
arteries.
>
> There must be a relationship between wave pulse and charge I would
> think.
>
> This way, we would know for sure whose got kundalini and whose got
> prana. We could give people a good housekeeping seal of approval and
> a note of passing inspection validating them to a specific
standard.
> If we could then measure it we should name the standard of
measurment
> after Tony. Say...this person has 12 units of O'cleary and that
> person has 110 units of o'cleary or maybe just OCs for short...
>
> Then we could take this info and start reproducing the effect in a
> laboratory setting. Then we can have a specific technique for
raising
> k or prana and actually producing k juice. Being an american, of
> course I can see the commercial ramifications. First, it would have
> to meet FDA approval. But since the FDA can be notoriously slow,
the
> fringe alternative health movement would start selling it first.
> There would be k health web rings. The FDA would probably approve
> after 20 years, but not before some smart entrepeneur would begin
> hawking it on infomercials on late night TV. Soon it will be the
talk
> of every trailer park and gymnasium. Of course, there is that
> prestige
> thing that would come about which is better....k juice or prana
> juice.
> Oh, and dont forget the MLM people. Have I got a business
opportunity
> for you.
>
> There would be some nasty fights over purity because k is so much a
> part of religious doctrine. Then there would be licensing legal
> battles. The American Medical Association might get involved, then
> Congress... But it is like licensing sunshine so the battles would
> more involve technique and control of who is appropriate to perform
> the techniques. We wouldnt want the innocents and naive to have
> access to this powerful substance.
>
> And speaking as a K junkie, I would be forced to go underground to
> get my fixes because Congress will determine that k juice is a
> schedule c drug and can't be dispensed without a prescription.
> Selling
> and possession of schedule c drugs without a license is a felony. I
> could spend the next 30 years of my life in a lock down prison being
> a sex slave to a big, aggressive fem called BlacK Boodie.
>
> Some one will find that k helps cure and alleviate some diseases
and
> renegade k dispensers will start a movement of providing k to the
> afflicted.
>
> In California, K clubs will arise, where licensed k juice providers
> will dispense k to people carrying release cards from their doctors.
> K will be legal in Mexico, so there would be health spas to visit
in
> Cancun or overnighters to Tijuana. The United States-Mexican Border
> will be considered a free Holy Zone. Many smugglers who had
swallowed
> 57 condoms of k juice reached Enlightenment/transcendence when the
> condoms burst in their guts. Now the border glows in the dark and
> attracts UFOs and ETs and manifestations of the Virgin Mary and
> various saints are everywhere. In Canada, where it would be highly
> taxed, there would be smugglers running it over the Ste. Lawrence
> river in speed boats.
>
> Then some celebrities like Woody Harrelson and Susan Sarandon would
> hold k awareness benefits and it would become chic to wear electric
> shakti blue ribbons on your lapel....
>
> So maybe a guru fraud detector would be an easier thing to do. The
> technology available at www.reversespeech.com would be invaluable
to
> detect inconsistencies in integrity of communication patterns. The
> subconscious can only speak the truth. And then we could.... :)
>
> Well, maybe it's just better to leave well enough alone....
>
> Just some ramblings on a Sunday morning at work with too much time
> on my hands.
>
> Blessings,
> Susan
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