To: K-list
Recieved: 2000/05/14 11:23
Subject: [K-list] k detector
From: Divine Goddess
On 2000/05/14 11:23, Divine Goddess posted thus to the K-list:
I wonder if Dan Winter could invent an instrument that would detect
k?
I would think it would be simple if K at it's basic form would be an
action potential wave surfing up the cerebral-spinal fluid in the
spine. Or the snake wave movements is a relationship in voltage and
pressure.
As a nurse I often measured wave form hemodynamics in radial arteries.
There must be a relationship between wave pulse and charge I would
think.
This way, we would know for sure whose got kundalini and whose got
prana. We could give people a good housekeeping seal of approval and
a note of passing inspection validating them to a specific standard.
If we could then measure it we should name the standard of measurment
after Tony. Say...this person has 12 units of O'cleary and that
person has 110 units of o'cleary or maybe just OCs for short...
Then we could take this info and start reproducing the effect in a
laboratory setting. Then we can have a specific technique for raising
k or prana and actually producing k juice. Being an american, of
course I can see the commercial ramifications. First, it would have
to meet FDA approval. But since the FDA can be notoriously slow, the
fringe alternative health movement would start selling it first.
There would be k health web rings. The FDA would probably approve
after 20 years, but not before some smart entrepeneur would begin
hawking it on infomercials on late night TV. Soon it will be the talk
of every trailer park and gymnasium. Of course, there is that
prestige
thing that would come about which is better....k juice or prana
juice.
Oh, and dont forget the MLM people. Have I got a business opportunity
for you.
There would be some nasty fights over purity because k is so much a
part of religious doctrine. Then there would be licensing legal
battles. The American Medical Association might get involved, then
Congress... But it is like licensing sunshine so the battles would
more involve technique and control of who is appropriate to perform
the techniques. We wouldnt want the innocents and naive to have
access to this powerful substance.
And speaking as a K junkie, I would be forced to go underground to
get my fixes because Congress will determine that k juice is a
schedule c drug and can't be dispensed without a prescription.
Selling
and possession of schedule c drugs without a license is a felony. I
could spend the next 30 years of my life in a lock down prison being
a sex slave to a big, aggressive fem called BlacK Boodie.
Some one will find that k helps cure and alleviate some diseases and
renegade k dispensers will start a movement of providing k to the
afflicted.
In California, K clubs will arise, where licensed k juice providers
will dispense k to people carrying release cards from their doctors.
K will be legal in Mexico, so there would be health spas to visit in
Cancun or overnighters to Tijuana. The United States-Mexican Border
will be considered a free Holy Zone. Many smugglers who had swallowed
57 condoms of k juice reached Enlightenment/transcendence when the
condoms burst in their guts. Now the border glows in the dark and
attracts UFOs and ETs and manifestations of the Virgin Mary and
various saints are everywhere. In Canada, where it would be highly
taxed, there would be smugglers running it over the Ste. Lawrence
river in speed boats.
Then some celebrities like Woody Harrelson and Susan Sarandon would
hold k awareness benefits and it would become chic to wear electric
shakti blue ribbons on your lapel....
So maybe a guru fraud detector would be an easier thing to do. The
technology available at www.reversespeech.com would be invaluable to
detect inconsistencies in integrity of communication patterns. The
subconscious can only speak the truth. And then we could.... :)
Well, maybe it's just better to leave well enough alone....
Just some ramblings on a Sunday morning at work with too much time
on my hands.
Blessings,
Susan
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