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Recieved: 2000/03/28 15:06
Subject: [K-list] Re: [HarshaSatsangh] Jerryananda's distress
From: Harsha (Dr. Harsh K. Luthar)
On 2000/03/28 15:06, Harsha (Dr. Harsh K. Luthar) posted thus to the K-list:
From: "Harsha (Dr. Harsh K. Luthar)" <hlutharATnospambryant.edu>
GCWein1111ATnospamaol.com wrote:
>
> Dearest Harsha,
> Only you and your sweet, loving tears can offer solace in
> this, my greatest hour of sorrow. lt was only shortly after my missive to you
> yesterday that l was beseiged by further untoward developments on this and
> other planes. l have now been informed by none other than Guru Rinpoche
> himself that both my status and duties are about to change, and all of this,
> mind you, is a result of the misdeeds of my former disciples.
>
> Because of them l have been stripped of avatarhood and have been denied
> access to all but the lowest of lokas. The secret tantric teachings that were
> in my trust have been forcibly sucked out of my brow chakra (no doubt the
> reason l've felt such pain in this area these many years!), and have been
> crystalized into sacred Terma for internment in the depths of the Himalayas.
> l believe their location is in the vicinity of Mt Kailash, but l must warn
> you, they are UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES to be found and opened before the end of
> the present Kaliyuga.
>
> Now, as for my present duties... this is especially painful... as
> l said before, they have stripped me of my teachings and, of all things, have
> instructed me that l must resume my legal career. The only loka in which l'm
> allowed - the lowest loka of the hell realms - is where my departed disciples
> are being held, pending trial. Swami Rape-Rama is charged with 12 counts of
> sexual battery; Swami Mukta-to young girls-ananda is charged with 67 counts;
> they've got Trungpa for selling crack and Ozel Tendzin for 568 charges of
> sodomy.
> As if the courts of the lowest loka weren't taking up enough of
> my time, l'm flying to Switzerland today to represent Maharishi make-a-buck
> Yogi, where he's charged with racketeering and fraud for perverting the
> ancient mantras and selling them like candy bars for obscene profits, in
> addition to publishing bogus results for phony experiments conducted on
> meditators at Maharishi U. Then on to lndia to represent Gurumuggermayi on a
> carrying concealed weapons charge. Hey, this is just my caseload for today!
> You think l've got time to teach? lt could even get worse: of Tendzin's 568
> sodomy counts, they're talking about adding 345 counts of first degree
> murder, since he knew he had AIDS when he had sex with the ones who've died.
>
> Think of it, Harshaji. l
> thought l was preparing them for the spiritual hall of fame, not the halls of
> justice. The Miranda warnings have become their mantras. They wouldn't know
> a siddhi if it bit 'em in the ass. Such is my fate. But hold on here.......
> all may not be lost....... l just received a call from Sogyal Soiled Pants
> Rinpoche. He's invited me to sit with him, Bertolucci and His Holiness at the
> Oscars Sunday nite. l've tentatively agreed, so long as Steven Segal isn't
> around. l've told the DL that l'll continue to support him and that R Geere
> and P Coyote are okay, but no more of this Segal Rinpoche business! What's
> that? ...Hold on a minute .... another call, this one from Kriyananda. He
> says he just shagged Kate Moss on the boardwalk at Cannes. He wants me to
> stop there enroute from Switzerland to lndia. Hey, a guy could get used to
> this, you know? ......
> Shri
> Jerryananda,
> Satguru to the Stars
Thank you Sri Jerryananda-ji for your nectar like words that give warmth to the cosmos and hope to humanity on this planet and others. Your story is one of great tragedy and sacrifice and your observations about the nature of guruhood and avatarhood are insightful and touched with divine humorous sarcasm. Although I do not wish to make any comments at this point, I do thank you for making the effort to teach us. I have been a bit busy and overwhelmed to respond properly and do justice to your overwhelming post. You have my full assurance that I will sit with the treasures that you
have offered and ponder them at my humble pace.
May the true devotees have the opportunity to wash your feet with dove soap and some point.
Thank you for your grace and penetrating analysis.
Love and respect for the True Satguru
Harsha
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