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Recieved: 2000/03/25 05:54
Subject: [K-list] Re: Jerryananda's distress
From: Gcwein1111
On 2000/03/25 05:54, Gcwein1111 posted thus to the K-list:
From: GCWein1111ATnospamaol.com
In a message dated 3/23/00 7:28:33 PM Eastern Standard Time,
GCWein1111ATnospamaol.com writes:
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From: GCWein1111ATnospamaol.com
In a message dated 3/23/00 1:49:25 PM Eastern Standard Time,
hlutharATnospambryant.edu writes:
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I now declare you Guru Jerry. May you live well and prosper oh grasshopper!
Love
Harsha
>>
Dear Harsha,
And so shall it be. l believe you are right, old friend. Now
is finally the time for me to reveal that This Being is in reality
Jerryananda, avatar of all avatars. l come forth at this time in order to
formally disassociate myself with all of my former students who have brought
disgrace upon not only myself but the three lineages which l've been forced
to carry on simultaneously during these decadent days of the kaliyuga, when
so few true masters are available. Because of these decadent times l was
persuaded to believe that l could entrust these pretenders with long held
secret tantric transmissions. Oh, how have l regretted that decision!
Long ago in the very depths of the Himalayas l gathered together the
students now known as
Sathya Soy Burger, Mukti-with-young-girls-ananda, Gurumaymugger, Yoni
Desai, Yogi Bhagan, Snatch-it-ananda, Kriyananda, Sogyal-soiled-pants
Rinpoche and my once esteemed friend Kalu Rinpoche. l gave them pure gold
--
the essence of what l'd been taught by Abhinavagupta and Jigme Chokyi
Wangpo.
l taught them tantra, threw in a few siddhis for good measure ... even let
them meditate in some of my best caves. And look how they've repaid me. With
some of them l had concerns from the beginning. Every time during tantra
instruction, l was aware of Soy Burger glaring at my penis. Gurumaymugger
insisted on wearing a gun, of all things, and spent most of the time in her
cave shooting at bats and torturing worms.
But l had no clue as to the others. How was l to know that Yoni
Desai was to become the Banger of the Berkshires? l fed Soiled-pants
Rinpoche the dharma for his book "Tibetan Book of Living and Dying", and
then
instilled Bertolucci with both the vision for the movie and the idea of
hiring fat little Soiled-pants to play a role -- all of this in order to
promote the dharma to a wider audience -- and what does Soiled-pants do but
start behaving like a sex symbol and hitting on his female devotees. But the
biggest disappointment has been Kalu Rinpoche. He was to be my successor. l
even let him have June Campbell, my most prized and loyal assistant. And
what
does he do? Turns her into a whore!
lt's not that l haven't tried to
intervene. Through my cohort Babaji l had Yogananda throw Kriyananda out of
SRF. So what does he do? Go up north and find even bigger suckers there.
lt's
taken me over 20 yrs to get him thrown out of Ananda, and now he's on the
Riviera ...now that should be interesting. l warned Sathya Soy that the
misuse of siddhis would result in loss of power, and it did. Now look at
him.
l appeared in astral form to the authorities in Bangalore and gave them the
name of the store where Soy has been purchasing all the rings with which
he's
been faking manifestations. There may be hope there, but what can be done
for
those who insist on being fooled?
l wash my
hands of it all. For time immemorial l've undertaken the supreme sacrifice
of
maintaining this slender thread of ego attachment and have selflessly
endured
the pain of the unnatural confines of a body, solely for the purpose of
ministering to these unworthy pretenders. l can bear it no longer. Oh, how l
would relinquish all my siddhis and samadhis ... how l would move heaven and
earth for one good disciple!
Shri Jerryananda,
Master of the 19th avataric plane and highest lokas
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