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Recieved: 1999/10/01 11:03
Subject: [K-list] Tantra sex gadget (warning: bad humor-not for the fain
From: Ville Vainio

I wonder if it could be possible to make a device that would allow one
reach the peak experience of tantra sex while doing your everyday
activities (watching news, eating, reading newspapers etc.). The vehicle
couldn't be that hard to make. It would stimulate your sexual center, and
would be monitoring your body for signals that precede the coming of
orgasm. Just as you are about to come, it would reduce the stimulation.
After a while, you should achieve some results. No more need to annoy your
spouse, or exhaust your hand of preference. It might also eliminate the
hard-to-resist-urge to orgasm, as the machine would have control of that.
This way, all the busy people could have time to be spiritual - busy
businessmen could wear these wank-o-matics in their trousers while going
about their businesses, for example.

It's just a matter of time before there will be gadgets like this
advertised on tv-shops (with enthusiastic studio audience going OOOH, WOW
and applauding like their lives depended on it). For some extra cost you
could get a Wank-O-Matic (tm) Professional version, which also includes
longer-lasting batteries, a plastic statue of buddha and a vial of
"genuine" water from Ganges ($20 for extra gallon).

(Hope I didn't offend anyone too much...)

Ville Vainio - vvainioATnospamtp.spt.fi http://www.tp.spt.fi/~vvainio
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