1998/04/02 20:06
kundalini-l-d Digest V98 #257
kundalini-l-d Digest Volume 98 : Issue 257
Today's Topics:
Re: pranayama [ freda <fredaATnospamblarg.net> ]
Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abb [ Danijel Turina <sinisa.turinaATnospamzg.te ]
Re: pranayama [ David Bozzi <david.bozziATnospamsnet.net> ]
FYI [ "Sharon Webb" <shawebbATnospamyhc.edu> ]
Re: pranayama [ "Ed" <lobATnospamlineone.net> ]
shakti question [ melintonATnospamalison.sbc.edu ]
Re: Harsha's comments -chat (was Sha [ David Bozzi <david.bozziATnospamsnet.net> ]
Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abb [ Imtgxxx <ImtgxxxATnospamaol.com> ]
Re: Harsha's comments -chat (was Sha [ David Bozzi <david.bozziATnospamsnet.net> ]
Re: Monroe Institute Radio [ amckeonATnospamhsmail.nfld.k12.mn.us ]
Re: Dangers of kundalini awakening [ Jerry Katz <umbadaATnospamns.sympatico.ca> ]
Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abb [ rolf flockoi <flockoiATnospammagick.net> ]
Re: pranayama [ Mark Anthony Collins <themacmanATnospammac ]
Re: infertility and miscarriages [ celesteATnospamridgecrest.ca.us ]
The Weeping Guru-Lets Party! [ Harsh Luthar <hlutharATnospambryant.edu> ]
Re: pranayama [ "Jason S. White" <zymphtATnospambluewin.ch ]
Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abb [ MMeyers541 <MMeyers541ATnospamaol.com> ]
Re: Dangers of kundalini awakening [ Mark Anthony Collins <themacmanATnospammac ]
Re: Dangers of kundalini awakening [ melintonATnospamalison.sbc.edu ]
Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abb [ MMeyers541 <MMeyers541ATnospamaol.com> ]
Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abb [ onarresATnospaminreach.com ]
Re: Harsha's comments -chat (was Sha [ "Ed" <lobATnospamlineone.net> ]
Re: Pranayama [ "Rick Puravs" <ric51ATnospamgeorge.lhi.net ]
Loving Kindness [ "Sharon Webb" <shawebbATnospamyhc.edu> ]
Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abb [ Imtgxxx <ImtgxxxATnospamaol.com> ]
RE: Want a joke... [ "Jan Barendrecht" <janbarenATnospamcorreo. ]
Re: Want a joke... [ anandadajyoti <anandajyotiATnospamgeocitie ]
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 11:51:39 -0800
From: freda <fredaATnospamblarg.net>
To: kundalini-lATnospamlists.execpc.com
Subject: Re: pranayama
Message-ID: <3523EC4B.24F4ATnospamblarg.net>
Stuart,
I posted to you personaly because I wasn't looking for an arguement with
you.
so ya jump me on the list.
I did not say you were mean and nasy,
I *asked* IF your POSTS were going to continue to be mean and nasty.
guess they are...
sorry your in such a snit.
freda
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 21:51:38 +0200
From: Danijel Turina <sinisa.turinaATnospamzg.tel.hr>
To: kundalini-lATnospamlists.execpc.com
Subject: Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abbrevs.
Message-Id: <3.0.1.32.19980402215138.009ab5d0ATnospampop.tel.hr>
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Hi Michele! :)
At 14:09 1998.04.02 EST, you wrote:
>In a message dated 98-04-02 11:06:18 EST, you write:
>
><< what does IMHO mean? >>
>Hi Roberto, Think I've figured out that one: In My Humble Opinion
>IMO: In My Opinion
>
>If I'm wrong, someone please correct me--Michele
>
>P.S. Am still trying to figure out LOL (Lots of Luck???)
Laughing Out Loud :)
-----
E-mail : sinisa.turinaATnospamzg.tel.hr
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/1377
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 15:04:43 -0500
From: David Bozzi <david.bozziATnospamsnet.net>
To: Kundalini <kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com>
Subject: Re: pranayama
Message-ID: <3523EF5B.2254ATnospammail.snet.net>
Mystress Angelique Serpent wrote:
> This was so ridiculous, that "Saturday Night Live" did a sketch on it,
> thereby broadcasting the idea to impressionable folks all over. The result?
> Suddenly kids were being checked into hospital with microwaved brains all
> over the country.
The herd always has a way for thinning the pack.
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 15:01:57 -0500
From: "Sharon Webb" <shawebbATnospamyhc.edu>
To: "kundalini phenomena" <kundalini_pATnospamonelist.com>, <kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com>
Subject: FYI
Message-ID: <00b001bd5e72$350d7900$34d01fa8ATnospamsharonwe>
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Hi,
For anyone interested, I have just posted a free YinYang/fractal screensaver
for downloading at the URL below.
Sharon
shawebbATnospamyhc.edu
A new "YinYang Screensaver" for downloading was posted to this site, 2/2/98:
http://www.fractalus.com/sharon/
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Date: Wed, 2 Apr 1997 07:16:26 -0800
From: "Ed" <lobATnospamlineone.net>
To: "Kundalini list" <kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com>,
"stuartf" <stuartfATnospamdimensional.com>
Subject: Re: pranayama
Message-Id: <199804021959.UAA19675ATnospamboober.lineone.net>
> It's an interesting dynamic of many spiritual groups where people gain
some
> knowledge and familiarity with some path and make of themselves experts,
> pointing their fingers at those they consider to be mere novices and in
> need of their chastisement and direction. I didn't subscirbe to this
list
> for either discipleship or judgement.
>
> Thanks for your patience and time in reading this answer.
None of us are perfect and we all have inclinations that are not spiritual
(whatever that is).
However this list does come together. People from an immense range of
understandings do come together and find growth and development through
sharing.
Some people are judgmental. Some teach without asking. Some send smiles,
love and healing *without being asked* (the effrontery :) and so on.
You are welcome here. Everyone is welcome here.
Now this bunch of judgmental, smiling, finger pointing, chastisers - who
are they?
They are us.
Welcome to Kundalini . . .
The expert in unfamiliarity
Lobster
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 15:08:30 -0500
From: melintonATnospamalison.sbc.edu
To: kundalini-lATnospamlists.execpc.com
Subject: shakti question
Message-Id: <l03130300b1499c72d17cATnospam[198.28.38.107]>
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The shakti poll encouraged me to think of people I know and their
individual vibrations. Then I started thinking of people I don't know, but
have experienced their energy through performances or art works. I'm very
new to a lot of the Hindi terms and this shakti poll made me wonder ... is
it possible for a person who is anguished and sore at heart to have shakti?
I only saw Kurt Cobain perform once and it was a live televised
performance. He hit me like a thunderbolt! His written words and
photographs throw sparks too. Is this shakti -- or something else?
On a similar situation ... I was in an art gallery once and came into a
room where Francis Bacon's paintings were displayed. They overwhelmed me
instantly and I had to leave the room. Can I say that it was bad energy?
Well, it felt that way! What is the energy in a painting called?
Thanks, K-Group!
--Liz
The web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
---- Joy Rothke from Haiku
Error Message competition at Salon
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 15:19:51 -0500
From: David Bozzi <david.bozziATnospamsnet.net>
To: Kundalini <kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com>
Subject: Re: Harsha's comments -chat (was Shakti poll)
Message-ID: <3523F2E7.1EB1ATnospammail.snet.net>
Kurt Keutzer wrote:
> Harsha, if you are living in a state of non-duality, as your
> statements often would imply,
No duality.
No statements.
Stated by David
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 15:15:03 EST
From: Imtgxxx <ImtgxxxATnospamaol.com>
To: MMeyers541ATnospamaol.com
Cc: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abbrevs.
Message-ID: <992035ee.3523f1c9ATnospamaol.com>
MMeyers541ATnospamaol.com writes:
<< Am still trying to figure out LOL (Lots of Luck???) >>
LOL (Laughing Out Loud!)
ROFL (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)
ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off!)
xxxtg <~~~ LOL a lot!
An Expert on these things but still trying
to figure out what Prananayamamam is
* Reverse Paranoia: Suspecting people of trying to make you happy *
http://members.aol.com/Teeegeee/tgsplace.html <~~~ on the web now!
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 15:28:56 -0500
From: David Bozzi <david.bozziATnospamsnet.net>
To: Kundalini <kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com>
Subject: Re: Harsha's comments -chat (was Shakti poll)
Message-ID: <3523F508.187CATnospammail.snet.net>
Gloria Lee wrote:
> why is it so hard for people to
> see that a difference of opinion need not be taken so personally??
Some don't know the difference between who they are and their opinions.
(just my opinion)
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 14:48:09 -0600
From: amckeonATnospamhsmail.nfld.k12.mn.us
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: Monroe Institute Radio
Message-Id: <l03130302b149a972137bATnospam[126.0.0.108]>
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
>Hi,
>
>I thought some of you might be interested in a new addition to the Monroe
>Institute Site:
>
>http://www.monroeinstitute.org/
>
>They now have four 1-hour radio shows that you can listen to with the Real
>Audio free player.
Thanks for sharing this with the list. I have used Real Player and it is
way cool. Lots of fun. And free! Now if they only had "internet radio" that
I could play in my car (cheap!) I'd be in heaven.
thanks again,
amckeon
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 14:29:13 -0800
From: Jerry Katz <umbadaATnospamns.sympatico.ca>
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
CC: keutzerATnospameecs.berkeley.edu
Subject: Re: Dangers of kundalini awakening
Message-ID: <35241138.AD6ATnospamns.sympatico.ca>
> Kurt Keutzer wrote:
> Swami Chetanananda has a great version of this. I'm only paraphrasing from
> memory but basically from what I remember he says that traditionally in
> Eastern spirituality there are two paths:
> There's the prescriptive path where it's all figured out and you get lots
> of direction and there's an answer for everything. In this path 99% of all
> people get lost in the minutiae and mistake the ``finger for the moon''.
> Then there's the undirected path. Nothing is spelled out. You're on your
> own. You get a wink from the Guru and that's about it. And in this path
> 99.9% of people just plain get lost.
Jerry writes:
Sounds like Swami Chetananda is trying to be simplistic and cruel, when
the reality may be even simpler and crueler.
For in another version there is a single path: with one eye the Guru is
winking, with the other eye the Guru is prescribing, and far, far more
than 99.9% of the people on this path are camping out somewhere in the
wilderness between Oz and the Emerald City.
_______
Nondualism of Umba Da Standing Free
http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/umbada
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 12:59:25 -0800
From: rolf flockoi <flockoiATnospammagick.net>
To: kundalini-lATnospamlists.execpc.com
Subject: Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abbrevs.
Message-Id: <3.0.4.32.19980402125925.006b2284ATnospammagick.net>
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I did a search some time ago on "smilies" and there are many sites
available for explanations.
RF
---------------------
>Hi Michele! :)
>
>At 14:09 1998.04.02 EST, you wrote:
>>In a message dated 98-04-02 11:06:18 EST, you write:
>>
>><< what does IMHO mean? >>
>>Hi Roberto, Think I've figured out that one: In My Humble Opinion
>>IMO: In My Opinion
>>
>>If I'm wrong, someone please correct me--Michele
>>
>>P.S. Am still trying to figure out LOL (Lots of Luck???)
>
>Laughing Out Loud :)
>
>
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 15:06:54 -0800
From: Mark Anthony Collins <themacmanATnospammacsrule.com>
To: kundalini-lATnospamlists.execpc.com
Subject: Re: pranayama
Message-ID: <35241A0E.7981ATnospammacsrule.com>
I find this quite amusing. Here many of us are debating on the
correctness or incorrectness of a perception of Kundalini. Some are
taking it personally, some are taking the philosophical debate
seriously. However, whatever the good intent behind the discussions,
this thread has brought to the surface some feelings of attack, or less
than love. These feelings that tempt you to lose sight of love and peace
are the adversary, not each other. Kundalini can not be awakened while
you are busy feeling attacked, judged, or are attacking or judging.
Kundalini is an energy that awakens within us as we awaken to the fact
that we are all of One Spirit, One Mind, One Power. In this view,
everyone is right, and nobody is wrong.
I say this to remind you of what you already know. You are all right,
and none of you are wrong. Your feelings are real, they but indicate how
you chose to interpret certain input. So I ask you to look at how you
interpret what has happened, and how you can choose it to mean a message
of love, and not a message of attack or guilt.
For in such a choice lies the key to The Kingdom.
(forgive my Christian background... ;-))
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 13:13:55 -0800
From: celesteATnospamridgecrest.ca.us
To: "Delores Wheeler (Redirected by Richard Satin <libraATnospamexecpc.com>) (by way of Mystress Angelique Serpent <mistressATnospamdomin8rex.com>)" <dwheelerATnospamcheerful.com>,
kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: infertility and miscarriages
Message-ID: <3523FF92.9C9A2353ATnospamridgecrest.ca.us>
-my most intense experience with k to date began during my third
pregnancy. during the whole time i worried what effect this would have
on the fetus in utero and also after birth. (and i am a certified
midwife quite familiar with the process of pregnancy and delivery) it
turned out that it was my best pregnancy obstectrically, and also the
baby has been the easiest and most well adjusted child thus far (10
years later).
meditation, relaxation, nutrition etc. all the things that support a
good pregnancy also help in dealing with k.
let me tell you also that if the very nutty feelings and experiences i
encountered during that time weren't enough to cause my baby to
miscarry, then i doubt if k would do so in any pregnancy which was
otherwise healthy.
cm
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 16:11:10 -0500
From: Harsh Luthar <hlutharATnospambryant.edu>
To: umbadaATnospamns.sympatico.ca
CC: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: The Weeping Guru-Lets Party!
Message-ID: <3523FEEE.E8E1DD2ATnospambryant.edu>
Jerry Katz wrote:
> >For in another version there is a single path: with one eye the Guru is
> winking, with the other eye the Guru is prescribing, and far, far more
> than 99.9% of the people on this path are camping out somewhere in the
> wilderness between Oz and the Emerald City.
>
Harsha: Yes Jerry. Particularly if dust gets into one of the Guru's eyes. Oh my!
The dilemma of a teary eyed Guru. How shall he wink! What shall he prescribe!
And what about all those poor people camping out? Can they at least party while
the Guru is weeping:-).
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 23:18:22 +0200
From: "Jason S. White" <zymphtATnospambluewin.ch>
To: "Kundalini" <Kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com>
Subject: Re: pranayama
Message-ID: <002401bd5e7c$df0bf3a0$1437bac3ATnospamzympho.bluewin.ch>
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Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 16:20:21 EST
From: MMeyers541 <MMeyers541ATnospamaol.com>
To: cATnospamM.kconline.com
Cc: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abbrevs.
Message-ID: <a304e968.35240117ATnospamaol.com>
In a message dated 98-04-02 14:46:55 EST, you write:
<< Michele...
LOL is Laughing Out Loud...as I do quite frequently.
Blessings...
Denise Beno
>>
Hi Denise, thx for the explanation! Think I'll use LOL to simultaneously mean
Lots Of Love--same difference, at least to me.
Love & Laughter,
Michele
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 15:25:26 -0800
From: Mark Anthony Collins <themacmanATnospammacsrule.com>
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: Dangers of kundalini awakening
Message-ID: <35241E65.5D9BATnospammacsrule.com>
Is Swami Chetananda the successor to Swami Muktananda, and known as
Gurumai(sp?)?
If so, does anyone know where her ashram is located?
I've heard some cool things about her...
---
Sounds like Swami Chetananda is trying to be simplistic and cruel, when
the reality may be even simpler and crueler.
---
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 16:27:43 -0500
From: melintonATnospamalison.sbc.edu
To: kundalini-lATnospamlists.execpc.com
Subject: Re: Dangers of kundalini awakening
Message-Id: <l03130300b149b2cb119bATnospam[198.28.38.107]>
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
>
>Is Swami Chetananda the successor to Swami Muktananda, and known as
>Gurumai(sp?)?
>
>If so, does anyone know where her ashram is located?
>
>I've heard some cool things about her...
Gurumai Chidvilasananda has two Ashrams. one is at:
SYDA Foundation
PO Box 600
South Fallsburg, NY 12779
I think she is Muktananda's succesor.
--Liz
The web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
---- Joy Rothke from Haiku
Error Message competition at Salon
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 16:34:35 EST
From: MMeyers541 <MMeyers541ATnospamaol.com>
To: ImtgxxxATnospamaol.com
Cc: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abbrevs.
Message-ID: <2fc07660.3524046dATnospamaol.com>
Dear xxxtg,
In a message dated 98-04-02 15:15:03 EST, you write:
<< LOL (Laughing Out Loud!)
ROFL (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)
ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off!)
LOL (Laughing Out Loud!)
ROFL (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)
ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off!)
xxxtg <~~~ LOL a lot!
Dear xxxtg, thank you for explaining the meaning of life on the 'net for me.
Now 'fess up, what does xxxtg stand for?
LOL, mm (aka Michele)
P.S. ...And, as I said to Peg in a previous email, watch out for me when I
have PMS...cuz I'm Pretty Mean Stuff!!
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 14:08:39 -0800
From: onarresATnospaminreach.com
To: MMeyers541 <MMeyers541ATnospamaol.com>, cATnospamM.kconline.com
Cc: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abbrevs.
Message-Id: <3.0.3.32.19980402140839.006d90dcATnospammail.inreach.com>
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
>From my ISP booklet, I found a few more to add to the list... now are you
not sorry you asked?
ligt - peace - dor
LOL Laughing Out Loud
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor LOL
RTM Read The Manuel
RTMAS Read The Manual Again Stupid
TTSIA The Title Says It All
AFK Away From Keyboard
BBL Be Back Later
RE Hello Again
RL Real Life
BRB Be Right Back
WB Welcome Back
^5 High-Five
Date: Wed, 2 Apr 1997 10:13:43 -0800
From: "Ed" <lobATnospamlineone.net>
To: "Dirk Haueter" <Dirk_HaueterATnospamhrsoft.com>, <kundalini-lATnospamlists.execpc.com>
Subject: Re: Harsha's comments -chat (was Shakti poll)
Message-Id: <199804022309.AAA29000ATnospamboober.lineone.net>
> From: Dirk Haueter <Dirk_HaueterATnospamhrsoft.com>
> I'm sorry you find the personality of Harsha an annoyance. Maybe it is
not your
> wavelength maybe you can filter it out. Or you could enlist the help for
the
> ever helpful Lobster. He has had some experience in training Gurus. :-)
> Cheers,
> Dirk
You should be careful around the Lobster. Unstable, unpredictable, not
really interested in anything except his over developed ego. I have as
little as possible to do with that maniac . . .
Concerning Guru training:
Due to past karmic influences my present trainee is very reluctant to adopt
his destiny. Excuses range from not being religious, other people are more
suited and an attempt to change the subject constantly. One of my proudest
moments was getting him to pray to a tree (I do not know how I managed
that).
As you can imagine training your own Guru is a thankless task. If they
become enlightened they go around being cosmic and dispassionate.
His wife phoned me today (as you probably remember she is undergoing yoga
training and reading all the books I provide for him). They are very
concerned about one of their goldfish (loving kindness to all things is one
of the marks of the Guru). I said it probably had dropsy and should be
killed (you can see why Guru training is a priority for me).
Most Kind Regards
Lobster
----------------
Dead fish disposed of
Gurus trained
Other services provided without request
----------------
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 18:17:32 -0500
From: "Rick Puravs" <ric51ATnospamgeorge.lhi.net>
To: <kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com>
Subject: Re: Pranayama
Message-ID: <01bd5e8d$83887600$2e21afcfATnospamhp-customer>
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know all living beings as your lover
remember the kindness of all your lovers
develop the wish to repay the kindness of all your lovers
develop affectionate love
develop great compassion
the bodies of one's self and others are not two
Mudita (boundless delight in the attainment of others),
Rick
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 18:33:51 -0500
From: "Sharon Webb" <shawebbATnospamyhc.edu>
To: <kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com>
Subject: Loving Kindness
Message-ID: <01d201bd5e8f$cbe10d20$34d01fa8ATnospamsharonwe>
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Lobster,
When you wrote...
>>They are very
concerned about one of their goldfish (loving kindness to all things is one
of the marks of the Guru).>>
At first I thought...
that your bloated goldfish was named Loving Kindness.
Does kundalini cause dyslexia?
Sharon
shawebbATnospamyhc.edu
A new "YinYang Screensaver" for downloading was posted to this site, 2/2/98:
http://www.fractalus.com/sharon/
USA Today Hot Site; Cosmic Site of the Night: Cool Central Site of the Day;
ENC Digital Dozen; Enchantment Award; ArtSearch Featured Site;
NetTech NeatTech: Best of the Web; Eye Candy, Honorable Mention;
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Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 18:29:29 EST
From: Imtgxxx <ImtgxxxATnospamaol.com>
To: MMeyers541ATnospamaol.com
Cc: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: IMHO, IMO, LOL & Other Email Abbrevs.
Message-ID: <7d120d0.35241f5bATnospamaol.com>
MMeyers541 writes:
<< Now 'fess up, what does xxxtg stand for? >>
helloooo michelle....
tg stands for Thank God!
Kidding.... it's for Toni Gayle, my given name, but my parents like initials
and called me tg (or how they spell it - Teegee) - go figure - they give me
and my brother initial names, then go and spell it out for us! My brother's
name is EZ, but they spelled it out Easy. Glad they didn't name me that. (I
just got the reputation). LOL
The xxx is for X-Rated, as I'm a stripper.
ok ok. I lied. It's for kiss kiss kiss. You know, XOXO (hugs & kisses),
but I'm not into hugging, just kissing.
MMMMmmmmWah! (kiss with the hand via the internet)
xxxtg
ps... I read somewhere (I think a bathroom wall?) that PMS was named Pretty
Mean Stuff because of *someone* named Michelle.... (BTW*, please do not write
me during that time of the month)
*By The Way
* My Kundalini Awakening came
during my time of the month.....
I just went with the flow.... *
(Seeee... the Quote was AT LEAST about kundalini!)
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Date: Fri, 3 Apr 1998 01:22:09 +0100
From: "Jan Barendrecht" <janbarenATnospamcorreo.infase.es>
To: <kundalini-lATnospamlists.execpc.com>
Subject: RE: Want a joke...
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>> Anurag Goel [mailto:anuragATnospamBhaskara.ee.iisc.ernet.in] wrote:
> Hi Everyone,
> Can you give me a good and nice joke. I have made
> someone(Girl) angry and sad.I want to make her happy.
> Reply soon
> Love,
> anurag
>
Hi Anurag,
Try this one - for women it is funny:
A naked man is standing before a talking elephant.
Says the elephant: "It sure looks nice, but can you pick up a peanut with
it??"
Jan
(this is a man's name in my former home country - tnx for the compliment
Peg)
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 17:02:18 -0800
From: anandadajyoti <anandajyotiATnospamgeocities.com>
To: Jan Barendrecht <janbarenATnospaminfase.es>
CC: anuragATnospamBhaskara.ee.iisc.ernet.in, kundalini-lATnospamlists.execpc.com
Subject: Re: Want a joke...
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Jan Barendrecht wrote:
>
> >> Anurag Goel [mailto:anuragATnospamBhaskara.ee.iisc.ernet.in] wrote:
> > Hi Everyone,
> > Can you give me a good and nice joke. I have made
> > someone(Girl) angry and sad.I want to make her happy.
> > Reply soon
> > Love,
> > anurag
> >
> Hi Anurag,
>
> Try this one - for women it is funny:
>
> A naked man is standing before a talking elephant.
> Says the elephant: "It sure looks nice, but can you pick up a peanut with
> it??"
>
> Jan
> (this is a man's name in my former home country - tnx for the compliment
> Peg)
For those of you with grown children: Laugh (or groan) at you
leisure, but please "don't try this at home." {g}
Anandajyoti
So here goes.
"A Phone Call"
Morris calls his son in NY and says, “Benny, I have something to tell
you. However, I don't want to discuss it. I'm merely telling you because
you're my oldest child, and I thought you ought to know. I've made up
my mind, I'm divorcing Mama."
The son is shocked, and asks his father to tell him what happened.
"I don't want to get into it. My mind is made up."
"But Dad, you just can't decide to divorce Mama just like that after
54 years together. What happened?"
"It's too painful to talk about it. I only called because you're my
son, and I thought you should know. I really don't want to get into
it anymore than this. You can call your sister and tell her. It will
spare me the pain."
"But where's Mama? Can I talk to her?"
"No, I don't want you to say anything to her about it. I haven't
told her yet. Believe me it hasn't been easy. I've agonized over it
for several days, and I've finally come to a decision. I have an
appointment with the lawyer the day after tomorrow."
"Dad, don't do anything rash. I'm going to take the first flight down.
Promise me that you won't do anything until I get there."
"Well, all right, I promise. Next week is Passover. I'll hold off
seeing the lawyer until after the Seder. Call your sister in NJ and
break the news to her. I just can't bear to talk about it anymore."
A half hour later, Morris receives a call from his daughter who tells
him that she and her brother were able to get tickets and that they
and the children will be arriving in Florida the day after tomorrow.
"Benny told me that you don't want to talk about it on the telephone,
but promise me that you won't do anything until we both get there."
Morris promises. After hanging up from his daughter, Morris turns to
his wife and says, "Well, it worked this time, but what are we going to
do next Yom Tov to get them to come down?"
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Sent in by Betty & Louis Kalbfeld of Ormond Beach via SKleiner.
DICTIONARY:
Seder: The feast commemorating the exodus of the Jews from Egypt,
celebrated on the first two nights of Passover. It's a long meal!
Yom Tov: Any Jewish Holiday (Hebrew).
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