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1997/02/27 17:49
kundalini-l-d Digest V97 #80


kundalini-l-d Digest Volume 97 : Issue 80

Today's Topics:
  (Fwd) Enlightenment Guidelines
  Cyber Force - READ THIS - http://www.cyberforce.com
  Re: energy question
  Re: energy question
  Re: energy question
  retention of breath
  AutoPost from Kundalini Resource Center
  AutoPost from Kundalini Resource Center
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 1996 11:22:34 +0000
From: "Mystress Angelique Serpent" <mistressATnospamdomin8rex.com>
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: (Fwd) Enlightenment Guidelines
Message-Id: <199702261805.KAA10724ATnospamweb.iceonline.com>

......this one comes round once in a while...proof positive that the
truth makes you laugh.

>Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment
>
>1. Be a Fundamentalist -- make sure the Fun always comes before
the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be
canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why we
are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good
laughsitive twice a day, and that will insure regularhilarity.

>2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift -- just
for entering. So you are already a winner!

>3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision.
That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That
way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can change
the channel.

>4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
And, no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course God
loves you --He's just not ready to make a commitment.

>5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts,
thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a
condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a
day. And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember
what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness Training class: "Don't get
even, get odd."

>6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and
truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at
me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. And
peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there,
pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace
everywhere.
>
>7. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future,
so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When
you find a fault, just don't dwell on it.

>8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet
train the world, and we'll never have to change it again.
>
>9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some
bad news and some good news. The bad news is -- there is no key to
the Universe. The good news is -- it has been left unlocked.
>
>10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if
you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is
not a bureaucracy. So you don't have to go through channels.
Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 10:37:10 -0700 (MST)
From: cameron dye <purenrgATnospamgoodnet.com>
To: K list <kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com>
Subject: Cyber Force - READ THIS - http://www.cyberforce.com
Message-ID: <Pine.GSO.3.95.970226103241.15784D-100000ATnospamgoodguy>

Everyone,

Here is a home buisness opportunity that should not be passed up. With
the forces of K affecting our lives, it is very necessary to be able to
work from home as has been discussed on the list before. Please read the
following and get back to me as soon as possible if you are interested.

CyberForce is a nationwide internet service provider that is offering
superb service that can *actually* guarantee NO BUSY signals. They can do
this because instead of the standard method of having a pool of modems
that hook their users to the internet, calls are handled by a PBX routing
system that can handle 8000 calls per second! There are dial ups all
around the country and 1-800 numbers for people in rural areas. NO MATTER
where you are, you can get on line whenever you want without having to
worry about busy signals!

As somebody who does technical support for an internet service provider, I
am VERY excited about the way this company handles their dial ins.

The montly cost for service is $35.00 per month. You may be thinking that
this isn't a very good deal since many providers offer 20 dollar a month
subscriptions. The factor to look at is how reliable that service is and
how easy it is to access during peak hours of use. CyberForce can truly
guarantee that their service is *always* accessable. The fact is that
just about EVERY 20 dollar a month service provider will be increasing
their rates to 30 dollars or more a month by April or May because they are
GOING BROKE. You will soon be paying even more money for unreliable
internet service.

Until Thursday at Midnight, CyberForce is waving their normal 45.00
service charge for signing up new customers. That means that if you act
now you can get signed up FOR FREE! This is an unprecedented offer that
the company will NOT be repeating. So check out the URL
http://www.cyberforce.com and see more details on the great service they
offer.

The icing on the cake here is that when you refer people, you make a
commission on their monthly fees. This works like a standard multi level
marketing layout. You put 5 people beneath you and can make commission 6
levels deep! This means that if your 5 people all refer 5 others, you
make a percentage on all their monthly payments. This is a wonderful
opportunity for those of us who want to work from home via the internet
with minimal hassle. It doesn't get much simpler than this. Just sign up
and tell all your friends.

Please write back to me if you are interested in what you see on the home
page and I will give you my identification number so that you can be
placed in my group. Act quickly! The free sign up offer is only good
until Thursday at MIDNIGHT!

I appologize for spamming this list with advertisments, but this is
something that I must share with everyone I know! Chances like this don't
come around very often, so action has to be quick.

light and love,

Cameron

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 Cameron Dye | "Existence is pure joy...sorrows are
 purenrgATnospamgoodnet.com | but as shadows; they pass & are done;
 A really great home page: | but there is that which remains."
 http://www.goodnet.com/~purenrg | - The Book of the Law -
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Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 14:34:57 -0600
From: "Teresa W. Carrigan" <carriganATnospamwebmart.net>
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: energy question
Message-Id: <9702262034.AA25921ATnospamns.inw.net>

Dear Lisa & Colleen:

With *me* it is telephones and computer equipment, especially printers.
There's a long list of stuff that supposedly helps, but I haven't a clue
whether any of it is actually worthwhile. Exercise seems to work best, when
I happen to be healthy enough to DO it! Stretches and a warm bath can help
somewhat as well. Mostly *I* just cut down on meditation time for awhile
and let the side effects damp down.

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 God bless you!
  - Teresa
Teresa W. Carrigan "Shared pain is lessened;
carriganATnospamwebmart.net shared joy is increased."

 \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 16:27:47 -0800
From: Morgana Wyze <morganaATnospambest.com>
To: Lisa Auerbach <LisadoriATnospammsn.com>
CC: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: energy question
Message-ID: <3314D503.710DATnospambest.com>

Lisa Auerbach wrote:
>
> the past few months i have been feeling an intense energy flow through my body
> (something new for me). at times i feel as though my insides are on fire. in
> the last week or so my garage door opener died on me and my new (1 month old)
> automatic car door opener refuses to work. i read someones letter (last
> week?) in which they mention having problems around electrical items. i
> didn't pay much attention. is this common? what can i do to ground myself or
> to fix it? i'm new at this. any advice would be welcome.
>
> thank you.
> lisa
>
>
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------
>
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Welcome, Lisa

I expericeced and still experience that great flow of energy. I mess up
all electronic equipment around me unless I'm splilling energy over to
other people. I choose to be a professional healer, there's always
enough energy.
   I studies with a kundalini yoga teacher who thought this was
terrible, he said that I should hold the energy and focus within until I
implode.
   I tried it...didn't feel right for me, but that could have been my
own resistance to a teacher (authority).
  So, he's in Mountain View California if that's at all close.

Morgana
(ps- I think our high vibration makes the crystal inside electronics
vibrate. The electronics lose their timing and can't function. I know
that when I'm not healing, anything crystal vibrates and "sings" around
me.)
Morgana
Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 16:55:08 -0800
From: Morgana Wyze <morganaATnospambest.com>
To: MAX PRESCOTT <sumacATnospamwin.bright.net>
CC: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: energy question
Message-ID: <3314DB6C.2F58ATnospambest.com>

MAX PRESCOTT wrote:
>
> Hi, I too have the same difficulties. I have been feeling intense
> energies flowing through my body as well. Sometimes I feel as though I
> will explode. What I tend to blow out is watches and clocks. I go
> through stages where I have to be careful of what I am around. I have
> also been thankful that it is winter because I have difficulties during
> electrical storms (lightening and/or thunder). It feels like my hair
> stands on end and I can't sleep at all.
> I would like to have advice on this also. I never thought of this as
> something I needed to ground. Love and Light, Colleen
> sumacATnospamwin.bright.net
>
>
Colleen,

This is probably an inherant trait which kundalini only intensified. In
Uri Geller's biography he speaks of clocks standing still or breaking.

Kundalini actually allowed me to wear a battery wrist watch. Before, the
battery would explode within a week.
 I can't wear metal on my hands or wrists, or large amounts at my neck.
It gets hot, and sparks of pain slide back along my arms as the metal
blocks energy flow. Earrng posts get hot, also.
 This energy has always struck me as being similar to lightening.
Scientists don't know what lightening or electricity really are. I
abandoned an electrical engineering degree because the shock from a
diode (a common lab joke) stopped my heart for a minute. This was an
overly sensitive response.
  The ancient hebrew texts speak of "Yod", the lightening bolt. I
sometimes call in the lightening bolt for a clent who needs a
miracle...very hot stuff.

Morgana
Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 20:24:23 +1100 (EST)
From: Nathan Thambu Paramanathan <anparATnospammelbpc.org.au>
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: retention of breath
Message-Id: <199702270924.UAA01098ATnospamemu.melbpc.org.au>

Thanks to 'flute' and 'hoppy' for their speedy
response re sequences in breathing. From your own
experience do any of you favour a particular
sequence for beginners. Also , what of exhalation
via nostril/s and/or mouth?
Mindfully,
Nathan

email: anparATnospammelbpc.org.au
Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 04:48:14 -1000 (HST)
From: Mikael Fredin <micke_15ATnospamhotmail.com>
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: AutoPost from Kundalini Resource Center
Message-Id: <199702271448.EAA23148ATnospamhaleakala.aloha.net>

X-MIME-Autoconverted: from 8bit to quoted-printable by mailgate.execpc.com id SAA25603

Hi!
My name is Mikael I´am 15 years old and lives in sweden!
I´ve opened my third eye and my crown-chakra but now i see too much things that will happen and I receive many messages from many masters but i can´t control it! are there someone who knows how to control it??
I´m not grounded either and i wonder if there is someone who knows how to get grounded?
Love and Light!
Mikael
Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 14:49:23 -1000 (HST)
From: Ken McFarland <kenmATnospamoregon.uoregon.edu>
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: AutoPost from Kundalini Resource Center
Message-Id: <199702280049.OAA13350ATnospamhaleakala.aloha.net>

Hello Everyone,
I am Ken. I am new to the list. I am also new to K, awaiting K, and hopeful. I saw Nathan's inquiry about breathing patterns. I would like to know what are the best patterns with which to begin. Ken.

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