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To: K-list
Recieved: 2001/04/23 13:05
Subject: [K-list] Fw: My Friend
From: Kimberly Burlison


On 2001/04/23 13:05, Kimberly Burlison posted thus to the K-list:

Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound
good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
"friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth
itself!

My Friend ...

When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb ass.

When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
want whatever you have.

When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, ...I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because
you're my friend!<br clear=all><hr><a href=""></a><br></p>


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