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Recieved: 2000/07/10 13:09
Subject: [K-list] New Element Discovered!
From: Mike
On 2000/07/10 13:09, Mike posted thus to the K-list:
Subject: [We the People] Governmentium (GV) a new element
> ~~for educational purposes only~~
>
> Governmentium (GV) a new element
> Edward C. Barile
>
> The fire at Los Alamos has one significant consequence. A secret
> scientific document was discovered in a bunker whose security
systems
> were mostly destroyed by the fire. This document was leaked to
the
> public last weekend.
>
> Actually it reveals nothing that we didn't already suspect. But
it
does
> show that the government has known all along that besides
arsenic,
lead,
> mercury, radon, strontium and plutonium, one more extremely
deadly
and
> pervasive element also exists.
>
> Investigators at a major research institution have discovered
the
> heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery
has
been
> tentatively named Governmentium (Gv) but kept top secret for 50
years.
> This new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an
atomic
> number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 deputy
neutrons,
75
> supervisory neutrons, and 111 team leader neutrons, giving it an
atomic
> mass of 312.
>
> These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons,
which
> are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
called
peons.
> Since it has no electrons, Governmentium is inert. However, it
can
be
> detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact.
>
> According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Governmentium
causes
> one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would
normally
> take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of
> approximately three years; it does not decay but instead
undergoes a
> reorganization in which a portion of the deputy neutrons,
supervisory
> neutrons, and team leader neutrons exchange places. In fact,
> Governmentium sample's mass will actually increase over time,
since
> with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become
neutrons,
> forming new isotopes.
>
> This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
> speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a
certain
> quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to
as
> the "Critical Morass."
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