To: K-list
Recieved: 2000/06/16 13:55
Subject: Re: [K-list] neg.energy entity and MEPF
From: Ckress
On 2000/06/16 13:55, Ckress posted thus to the K-list:
In a message dated 06/15/2000 2:28:45 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
jetanoirATnospamhotmail.com writes:
<< I noticed a neg. energy entity in my consciousness and this has
continued til present. I am in serious need of a solution to this
problem as I believe this energy is causing all sorts of problems,
even globally. If you have any advice for me I would greatly
apprechiate it. >>
Bury a red M&M in a graveyard on a full moon (tonight would be good). There
is no known demon exorcising value to this method, but if your demon is dumb,
it won't know that and may leave out of bewilderment.
Staple a dead raccoon to your hat and wear it day and night. If the stench
doesn't drive off the demon, at least it will drive off everyone else, thus
protecting them from it.
Propose marriage to the demon on the condition that it promises to always
take out the garbage, clean the toilets, and correctly compute, fill out and
submit all your tax forms. If it declines, sing to it often in a loud,
warbling, Whitney Houston impersonation: "And I-I-I-aye-aye will always love
you-ew-ew-ew-ooooooooo!" (Unless it is a needy type, this should get rid of
it pronto!)
If none of this solves the problem, try hanging out only with people you
don't like. Then, if the demon gives them headaches, at least you can feel
some satisfaction.
El, purveyor of really bad advice
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