To: K-list
Recieved: 2000/03/14 21:11
Subject: [K-list] The Cremation of the Fraud Meister of Pseudo-philosoph
From: Ckress
On 2000/03/14 21:11, Ckress posted thus to the K-list:
From: ckressATnospamaol.com
The Meister speaks:
"For every dolt there is a corresponding antidote. Dolt and antidote collide
to form a substance similar to silly putty, thus having slight socially
redeeming value."
...................
Cremating the Meister
One of the half-baked ideas is that if what's-it is created from whatever,
then there is likewise created a generous portion of who-the-hell-cares.
If I take a croissant and crumble it, forming a mess of crumbs on the table,
those crumbs attract vermin, much like maggots which have opposite ends also
known as mouths and butts.
In other words, you cannot make a mess anywhere without attracting something
that actually thinks it's fit to eat.
Holes can be reversed when entropy is squared by armadillos times the speed
of light.
Now, let us take this a step further.
Bugs and pesticides.
Is a concept that most will be familiar with... but have you ever looked at
an ant with the perspective that it just might be your reincarnated
grandfather?
"a vaguely specified load of bull... some pretence of actual communication."
as in the concept or phrase "get a life" i.e. "your mind is on vacation and
your mouth is working overtime"
Now manure is also defined as that which occupies bandwidth and has a certain
stench.
So where, within this concept, lies the antidote -- that which pours like
molasses and kills time... that which is too stupid to think about and is of
no concern to anyone
To put this into further convoluted double-talk, a quirk, a clink, a slurp, a
skunk are words I "created" by lifting them from the dictionary. What we do
is, because of a perception of utmost crud, seek to hit our delete buttons in
unison.
The mindless and the meaningless.
Where the mindless and the meaningless are perceived as one of the signs of
the apocalypse, it follows that if dolts are spewing nonsense, then those
with the sense of an onion will ignore them.
In other words, your recipe for linguine will turn into slime mold (unless
baked at the royal unification altitude), causing a dispersal of your dinner
guests.
All too often, for most people, most of the time -- or most often, for all
people, for much of the time -- or often too many people mostly for all time
-- whatever could have been, should have been, and vice versa, according to
the whims of inverse conundrum and Murphy's law, part 12.
Recreational spittoon polishing done without due process and failure to pay
the parallel universe tariff collectors leads to heavy fines directly
proportional to the strength with which you hold onto your hat.
What matters most to your mental foot is that which will also provide the
greatest gravitational redundancy within the infrastructure of your spiritual
nostril.
It follows from this that hidee-hidee-hi and hodee-hodee-ho, the greater one
conspicuously implied the opposite to the contrary, the more the aorta
reverberates like a renegade sonata.
The seeking of hokem with the left ventricle will, therefore, induce
aneurysms in all who have tried to make sense of this inanity.
The Meister you fear most is probably running for public office somewhere,
and you fear him/her only slightly less strongly than you fear reading
further posts of this nature, hopefully not allowing yourself, the blather
and idiocy to become one.
(Any resemblance of this post to any other post or list member, living or
dead or in some kind of vegetative brain-dead coma, is sheer coincidence.)
El
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