To: K-list
Recieved: 1999/12/01 06:37
Subject: Re: [K-list] food types
From: Ckress
On 1999/12/01 06:37, Ckress posted thus to the K-list:
It would appear that militant vegetarians would condemn those with food
allergies, diabetes, anemia, etc. to slow starvation or coma on a
contraindicated meatless diet. But they are rarely as cruelly inclined as
they seem. More often, they suffer from an incurable medical condition known
as "f-dog" (fascistic dogmatitis), in which their heads are impacted so
deeply up their butts that they cannot hear or see anything but their own
feces.
To an outside observer, this would appear to be a gruesome condition, but
those afflicted by f-dog are blithely unaware of their contorted anatomy and
actually enjoy the sight and sound of their own feces. While the cause of
f-dog is unknown, it has been theorized that a low-protein diet may
contribute to the development of the disease. However, research sheds some
doubt on this theory, as there have been some vegetarians found with no
symptoms of f-dog, and f-dog has been diagnosed in a substantial number of
meat eaters. Doctors remain mystified as to why the f-dog meat eaters
usually display more variety in the nature of their dogma-blatherings.
El
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