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kundalini-l-d Digest V97 #69


kundalini-l-d Digest Volume 97 : Issue 69

Today's Topics:
  PRIORITY MESSAGE - IMPORTANT
  Mayan dreamspell
  Re: Ignorant Lobster--ignite
  Re: Ignorant Lobster--ignite
  More info on the nature of time.
  BOB! Praise Him while he's hot
  Re: 4th dimension calander
Date: Thu, 13 Feb 1997 20:20:51 -0400
From: "Antaris Ra" <limiteATnospaminfonet.com.py>
To: "Daniel Rusch-Fischer" <stampmanATnospamix.netcom.com>, <kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com>
Cc: <limiteATnospaminfonet.com.py>
Subject: PRIORITY MESSAGE - IMPORTANT
Message-Id: <9702140003.AA14460ATnospamrisc6.infonet.com.py>
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_01BC19EB.680CA780"

My dearest friends, please disseminate this file as widely
and as much as possible, to all your friends of spirit, and
all mailing lists which may be interested in this information.
This is by far the most significant message that has come
through from Armendeus regarding our fate on Planet Earth.
It is a most wonderous moment! :D *big smile*

yours humbly,
alex
==============================
February 13, 1997 AD
12:12am PST USA (Wed.)

Dearest ONEs of the LIGHT:

On behalf of the entire Sirian Civillization, the Ashtar Command,
the entire Angelic Hierarchy, the Great White Brotherhood/Sisterhood,
Project Ascension Earth team, Cosmic evolution assistance team,
the Pleidian Civillization, the Andromedans, the Ummites, the
League of ArchAngels and the Seven Guardian Pillars of LIGHT,
the Arcturians, and ALL who serve OUR MOTHER/FATHER GOD, under
the auspices of his holiness CHRIST Sananda, CHRIST MICHAEL,
her blessedness Mother Miriam, The Lady of the Sun Quan Yin,
Isis, Athena, Serapis Bey, St. Germain, Planetary Christ
Lord Maitreya, Cosmic CHRIST Lord Sai Baba, his holiness LORD
METATRON, Our planetary LOGOS Sanat Kumara & Vywamus, Ascended
Master Djwhal Khul, Universal LOGOS Master Melchizedek, Lord
Guatama Buddha, Chohan of the Second Ray Lord Kuthumi, and
the GREAT MAHATMA energy, it is OUR GREATEST PLEASURE AND
HONOR TO SOUND THE **CLARION CALL** to ALL who serve LOVE
during this time of great accelerated awakening on the
intercosmic plane!

With OUR greatest joy WE bring to you a message of inundating
compassion and happiness for the events which are to unfold
at this time. All of US on the Inner and Outer planes have
now come together to coordinate OUR efforts as the DIVINE
timing and plan directs us in this way. In the various
sciences, prophecies, mysteries, and humanities are indications
that this time in linear propagation marks a most historic
event. First and foremost, We would like to commend all of
you on a most incredible feat as the cosmic energies of the
great Mahatma were anchored into LADY GAIA, the jewel and
showcase of this Nebadon Universe on the 23rd of January
during the time of the great alignment of the stars. From
OUR perspective, this OFFICIALLY marks the beginning of the
AGE of AQUARIUS, and we can all let out our breaths as the
most crucial of events has safely passed and completed.
WE have ALL MADE IT my dear friends of Planet Earth! We
on our light ships are now engaging in the pre-celebration
of celebrations for this marks a time of unprecedented
REUNION. As you all may now know, both the 7th and the 14th
of February are also equally significant as the January 23rd,
as now we lay the foundation for the 'passageways' for the
mass flights of Ascension participants.

With so many of US in the outer and inner planes all doing
our best to coordinate our efforts in this greatest of
feats, there has been much 'jumping the gun' on dates which
have dissapointed many of US on OUR level of reality as well
as many of YOU lightworkers who have so put faith into the
promise of words from within. What WE can assure you without
dissapointment is this: THE FIRST SEVEN WAVES OF MASS
ASCENSION and the FIRST WAVE of COSMIC ASCENSION will be
actualized during the month of April 1997. This fact has been
confirmed by the presence of his holiness CHRIST SANANDA
who has approved and blessed US with the GRACE of MOTHER/
FATHER GOD that this process has, is, and will happen during
the time indicated. These first WAVES of ASCENSION will
be actualized in the vicinity of Mt. Shasta, California,
USA, and Lake Titicaca, Peru. 144,000 SOULS shall have
full activiation of ALL MONADS.

We have also confirmed the EVENTS which shall unfold for
the ARRIVAL of NIBIRU and it's intercosmic occupants. We
await their arrival now in the physical arena, and are
ready to welcome them back to integrate the WHOLE as has
NEVER been done before in this process of creation. We
have also now been given the GREEN LIGHT from the Angelic
Hierarchy to carry out our mission of planetary presence
in YOUR PHYSICAL REALITY. EVEN AS I SPEAK, lightships in
the number of thousands are already decloaking and lowering
their vibrational spins to become visible in this 3rd
dimensional density. Many of YOU of the family of LIGHT,
and the family of LOVE have witnessed first, before the masses,
the undeniable presence of our ARRIVAL and SALUTATIONS!
Look to your skies, my dearest friends. For now is the
time froth with the most exciting, overwhelming energy in
the entirety of creational existence!

Each and every ONE of you who read these words ARE recorded
and noted to be a designated contactee for our ARRIVAL.
Some of you will be contacted by the various intergalactic
brothers/sister while many others will be met by DIVINE
visionary figures from the Angelic Hierarchy. WE WILL NOW
MAKE OURSELVES KNOWN FOR THE WORLD TO SEE and YOU are
the vehicles for this process. Look to the skies, but most
 **IMPORTANTLY**
LOOK WITHIN, for in your heart will flow the most magnificent
crests of Mahatma, Prana, Rho, Ki, Chi, and Light energies
as have never been experienced before! Those of you who
have yearned so patiently, holding the vision, to actively
participate in your travels and interactions in your dream
scape shall do so VERY SHORTLY! PLEASE BE PREPARED TO SHARE
and maintain your LEVEL OF LOVE and COMPASSION at ALL TIMES!
The KEY to ALL THAT HAS, IS, AND WILL HAPPEN is but the
essence of the very fibres of the fabric which weaves ALL
existences together: PURE UNDILUTED UNCONDITIONAL CONSCIOUSLY
AWARE LIVING LOVE!

It has been a great pleasure to serve as the communication
arm for my dear mentor and friend Commander Ashtar and now
has come a time when I ARMENDEUS will also make my presence
known. I AM an ASCENDED MASTER who has returned to this plane
to assist in this glorious event for ALL of CREATION! As
the most exciting days of the universe draw closer moment
by moment, we look forward to the NOW when WE shall ALL
laugh in cosmic comic relief at the sillines and wonder of
ALL that has transpired to bring this moment in a word,
     "YES!"

I AM
eternally abundant
LOVE of ONE LIGHT

bearer of the blue flame,
Sirian Ambassador General
Armendeus
===============================

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> From: Daniel Rusch-Fischer <stampmanATnospamix.netcom.com>
> To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
> Subject: <<<<<Scaring the Cat (part deux)
> Date: jueves 13 de febrero de 1997 18:39
>
> Hi (k)ites!
>
> You recall my post a while back about 'channelling' and how our
> Himalayan cat Dorrie ran up to me and yelled at me to stop. What was
> odd is that I have been going through these episodes in the recent past
> as Eastern Orthodox Prelate, Alii Nui, Plains Indian Shaman, Tibetan
> Buddhist Lama, etc. Usually, she hears a few sounds, knows that the old
> man is going nuts again and runs for cover. She often stays hidden for
> hours after the episode is over (which usually takes 20-45 minutes.)
> That is what was unusual; that instead of heading for shelter, she
> actually came up on the bed, walked over to my face and yelled at me as
> loudly as she could; again and again.
> She did the same thing several nights ago and I now know what she
> actually objects to; but can only speculate why. During the channelling
> episode of that evening, the Alii Nui came through once more with the
> attendant story-telling hand gestures and soprano Hawaiian song. THAT
> is what bugged her so badly that she overcame her skittishness and
> verbalized her heartfelt desire for me to cease and desist.
> Apparently, seeing her master doing Hawaiian storytelling hand
> gestures and singing soprano is just too weird; even for a cat!
>
> Love and LAUGHING LIGHT
> Dan-RF
> <html><head></head><BODY bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><p><font size=2 color="#000000" face="Arial">My dearest friends, please disseminate this file as widely <br>and as much as possible, to all your friends of spirit, and<br>all mailing lists which may be interested in this information.<br>This is by far the most significant message that has come<br>through from Armendeus regarding our fate on Planet Earth.<br>It is a most wonderous moment! :D *big smile* &nbsp;&nbsp;<br><br>yours humbly, <br>alex<br>==============================<br>February 13, 1997 AD<br>12:12am PST USA (Wed.)<br><br><br>Dearest ONEs of the LIGHT:<br><br><br>On behalf of the entire Sirian Civillization, the Ashtar Command,<br>the entire Angelic Hierarchy, the Great White Brotherhood/Sisterhood,<br>Project Ascension Earth team, Cosmic evolution assistance team,<br>the Pleidian Civillization, the Andromedans, the Ummites, the<br>League of ArchAngels and the Seven Guardian Pillars of LIGHT, <br>the Arcturians, and ALL who serve OUR MOTHER/FATHER GOD, under<br>the auspices of his holiness CHRIST Sananda, CHRIST MICHAEL, <br>her blessedness Mother Miriam, The Lady of the Sun Quan Yin, <br>Isis, Athena, Serapis Bey, St. Germain, Planetary Christ<br>Lord Maitreya, Cosmic CHRIST Lord Sai Baba, his holiness LORD<br>METATRON, Our planetary LOGOS Sanat Kumara &amp; Vywamus, Ascended <br>Master Djwhal Khul, Universal LOGOS Master Melchizedek, Lord <br>Guatama Buddha, Chohan of the Second Ray Lord Kuthumi, and <br>the GREAT MAHATMA energy, it is OUR GREATEST PLEASURE AND <br>HONOR TO SOUND THE **CLARION CALL** to ALL who serve LOVE <br>during this time of great accelerated awakening on the <br>intercosmic plane!<br><br>With OUR greatest joy WE bring to you a message of inundating <br>compassion and happiness for the events which are to unfold<br>at this time. All of US on the Inner and Outer planes have<br>now come together to coordinate OUR efforts as the DIVINE<br>timing and plan directs us in this way. In the various<br>sciences, prophecies, mysteries, and humanities are indications<br>that this time in linear propagation marks a most historic<br>event. First and foremost, We would like to commend all of <br>you on a most incredible feat as the cosmic energies of the<br>great Mahatma were anchored into LADY GAIA, the jewel and<br>showcase of this Nebadon Universe on the 23rd of January<br>during the time of the great alignment of the stars. From<br>OUR perspective, this OFFICIALLY marks the beginning of the<br>AGE of AQUARIUS, and we can all let out our breaths as the<br>most crucial of events has safely passed and completed.<br>WE have ALL MADE IT my dear friends of Planet Earth! We<br>on our light ships are now engaging in the pre-celebration<br>of celebrations for this marks a time of unprecedented<br>REUNION. As you all may now know, both the 7th and the 14th<br>of February are also equally significant as the January 23rd,<br>as now we lay the foundation for the 'passageways' for the<br>mass flights of Ascension participants.<br><br>With so many of US in the outer and inner planes all doing<br>our best to coordinate our efforts in this greatest of<br>feats, there has been much 'jumping the gun' on dates which<br>have dissapointed many of US on OUR level of reality as well<br>as many of YOU lightworkers who have so put faith into the<br>promise of words from within. What WE can assure you without<br>dissapointment is this: THE FIRST SEVEN WAVES OF MASS<br>ASCENSION and the FIRST WAVE of COSMIC ASCENSION will be<br>actualized during the month of April 1997. This fact has been<br>confirmed by the presence of his holiness CHRIST SANANDA<br>who has approved and blessed US with the GRACE of MOTHER/<br>FATHER GOD that this process has, is, and will happen during<br>the time indicated. These first WAVES of ASCENSION will<br>be actualized in the vicinity of Mt. Shasta, California,<br>USA, and Lake Titicaca, Peru. 144,000 SOULS shall have<br>full activiation of ALL MONADS.<br><br>We have also confirmed the EVENTS which shall unfold for<br>the ARRIVAL of NIBIRU and it's intercosmic occupants. We<br>await their arrival now in the physical arena, and are <br>ready to welcome them back to integrate the WHOLE as has<br>NEVER been done before in this process of creation. We<br>have also now been given the GREEN LIGHT from the Angelic<br>Hierarchy to carry out our mission of planetary presence<br>in YOUR PHYSICAL REALITY. EVEN AS I SPEAK, lightships in <br>the number of thousands are already decloaking and lowering<br>their vibrational spins to become visible in this 3rd<br>dimensional density. Many of YOU of the family of LIGHT,<br>and the family of LOVE have witnessed first, before the masses,<br>the undeniable presence of our ARRIVAL and SALUTATIONS!<br>Look to your skies, my dearest friends. For now is the<br>time froth with the most exciting, overwhelming energy in<br>the entirety of creational existence! <br><br>Each and every ONE of you who read these words ARE recorded<br>and noted to be a designated contactee for our ARRIVAL. <br>Some of you will be contacted by the various intergalactic<br>brothers/sister while many others will be met by DIVINE<br>visionary figures from the Angelic Hierarchy. WE WILL NOW<br>MAKE OURSELVES KNOWN FOR THE WORLD TO SEE and YOU are<br>the vehicles for this process. Look to the skies, but most <br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**IMPORTANTLY**<br>LOOK WITHIN, for in your heart will flow the most magnificent<br>crests of Mahatma, Prana, Rho, Ki, Chi, and Light energies<br>as have never been experienced before! Those of you who<br>have yearned so patiently, holding the vision, to actively<br>participate in your travels and interactions in your dream<br>scape shall do so VERY SHORTLY! PLEASE BE PREPARED TO SHARE<br>and maintain your LEVEL OF LOVE and COMPASSION at ALL TIMES!<br>The KEY to ALL THAT HAS, IS, AND WILL HAPPEN is but the<br>essence of the very fibres of the fabric which weaves ALL<br>existences together: PURE UNDILUTED UNCONDITIONAL CONSCIOUSLY<br>AWARE LIVING LOVE! <br><br>It has been a great pleasure to serve as the communication<br>arm for my dear mentor and friend Commander Ashtar and now<br>has come a time when I ARMENDEUS will also make my presence<br>known. I AM an ASCENDED MASTER who has returned to this plane<br>to assist in this glorious event for ALL of CREATION! As <br>the most exciting days of the universe draw closer moment<br>by moment, we look forward to the NOW when WE shall ALL<br>laugh in cosmic comic relief at the sillines and wonder of<br>ALL that has transpired to bring this moment in a word,<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;YES!&quot;<br><br><br>I AM<br>eternally abundant<br>LOVE of ONE LIGHT<br><br>bearer of the blue flame,<br>Sirian Ambassador General<br>Armendeus<br>===============================<br><br>*************<br>* Member Info and Un-/Subscription Info about 'Confederation of Light List': &nbsp;<br>* &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color="#0000FF"><u>http://www.spiritweb.org/Spirit/conflight-l.html</u><font color="#000000"><br>* Total 199 members subscribed. &nbsp;Archive Password: radiance<br><br>&gt; From: Daniel Rusch-Fischer &lt;<font color="#0000FF"><u>stampmanATnospamix.netcom.com</u><font color="#000000">&gt;<br>&gt; To: <font color="#0000FF"><u>kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com</u><font color="#000000"><br>&gt; Subject: &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Scaring the Cat (part deux)<br>&gt; Date: jueves 13 de febrero de 1997 18:39<br>&gt; <br>&gt; Hi (k)ites!<br>&gt; <br>&gt; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You recall my post a while back about 'channelling' and how our <br>&gt; Himalayan cat Dorrie ran up to me and yelled at me to stop. What was <br>&gt; odd is that I have been going through these episodes in the recent past <br>&gt; as Eastern Orthodox Prelate, Alii Nui, Plains Indian Shaman, Tibetan <br>&gt; Buddhist Lama, etc. Usually, she hears a few sounds, knows that the old <br>&gt; man is going nuts again and runs for cover. She often stays hidden for <br>&gt; hours after the episode is over (which usually takes 20-45 minutes.)<br>&gt; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is what was unusual; that instead of heading for shelter, she <br>&gt; actually came up on the bed, walked over to my face and yelled at me as <br>&gt; loudly as she could; again and again.<br>&gt; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She did the same thing several nights ago and I now know what she <br>&gt; actually objects to; but can only speculate why. During the channelling <br>&gt; episode of that evening, the Alii Nui came through once more with the <br>&gt; attendant story-telling hand gestures and soprano Hawaiian song. THAT <br>&gt; is what bugged her so badly that she overcame her skittishness and <br>&gt; verbalized her heartfelt desire for me to cease and desist.<br>&gt; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently, seeing her master doing Hawaiian storytelling hand <br>&gt; gestures and singing soprano is just too weird; even for a cat!<br>&gt; <br>&gt; Love and LAUGHING LIGHT<br>&gt; Dan-RF<br>&gt; </p>
</font></font></font></font></font></font></font></body></html>Date: Thu, 13 Feb 1997 20:14:26 -0500
From: Aron Price <ap144696ATnospamoak.cats.ohiou.edu>
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com, spirit-l-requestATnospamspiritweb.org,
 <lakemanATnospammail.bright.net>, cprice1ATnospamfda.ora.gov
Subject: Mayan dreamspell
Message-Id: <1.5.4.32.19970214011426.00684028ATnospamoak.cats.ohiou.edu>

I discovered a site on the web that has more information on the Dreamspell
than anywhere else I have looked. Its organization and thouroughness are
intense. Check it out http://azstarnet.com/~mayan/invisiblecollege.html

Aron
Date: Thu, 13 Feb 1997 20:48:48 -0800
From: Joe Patrick Flarity <joeATnospamflarity.com>
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: Ignorant Lobster--ignite
Message-Id: <3303EEAF.2F2DATnospamflarity.com>

>
> > Any fool knows to respect his elders, yet you make offhand and
> > pompous remarks about a divine power that is far greater than your
> > understanding, and is, unlike you, immortal.
> > 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 you're out
>
> Thank you Paco.
> You are right I have no respect and no understanding.
> I make off hand and ill considered remarks about the Divine.
> I am not immortal.
> What you say is all true.
>
> Most Kind Regards
> Lobster
>
Oh ancient archer, let us have some more of that target. I need to
sharpen my aim on your arrow tips. Jagged, rusty and single pointed
with the wind for wings and a center of fire.

10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1--bastoff.

Love,

Joe
Date: Fri, 14 Feb 1997 01:34:22 -0500 (EST)
From: cb57ATnospamcornell.edu
To: Joe Patrick Flarity <joeATnospamflarity.com>
cc: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: Ignorant Lobster--ignite
Message-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.91.970214013412.2951D-100000ATnospamtravelers.mail.cornell.edu>

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Date: Thu, 13 Feb 1997 22:59:43 -0800
From: Omega <omegaATnospampacific.net>
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: More info on the nature of time.
Message-ID: <33040D5F.1A51ATnospampacific.net>

Hi Peter,

1. BACKWARD IN TIME CAUSALITY:

> check out John Gribbin's book 'Schroedinger's Kittens' for info
> on scientific/physical basis for the fluidity of time, thus Psi.

Thanks for the tip on Gribbin's book: _Schrodinger's Kittens_.

For those who want to go into greater depth on this, the work of John
Cramer is largely behind Gribbin's book. He professionally takes his
work fairly conservatively, but grafted onto different cosmological
assumptions, it leads into some particularily spectacular directions.

The home page for John Cramer is:
 http://weber.u.washington.edu/~jcramer/cramer.html

Click on the section entitled: Theoretical Physicist for his work on the
quantum transactional interpretation. The cornerstone of his work is that
orthodox quantum mechanics can be completely reinterpreted in terms of
deterministic standing-waves in relativistic four-space without at all
changing the mathematics used within the theory. It has some mathematically
dense sections, but overall it's not too bad. His work cashes in all the
mysteries, paradoxes, and riddles found in popular quantum mechanical
discussion for the simpler, but far more profound, paradox of temporally
bidirectional causality.

The core of this reinterpretation rests on the fact that all relativistically
correct formulations of QM will require second order differential equations
with respect to time, and hence (by basic mathematical principles) will gen-
erate negative-energy solutions that propagate backward through time (in
addition the the usual positive-energy solutions that propagate backward
through time). This leads to two significant results:

a. Since is 50% of all microcausality propagates backward through time,
   our ordinary understanding of causality is shown to be inadequate.

b. Since we have no reason (mathematically) to consider this system to be
   anything other than fully deterministic, it's only a matter of time before
   the 70 years of quantum mysticism that has been built upon the Copenhagen
   interpretation goes down the drain.

This doesn't stop matter and spirit form being brought together in a deeply
meaningful way, it only means that it won't happen the way we've expected.

Beyond this, the literature about backward in time causality is quite poor.
Paul Davies, Huw Price, and a few others have books about time in general
which touch upon it, Penrose mentions it offhand in 'The Emperor's New Mind',
Wolf mentions it in 'Parallel Universes', and Talbot probably mentions
it in his awesome book 'The Holographic Universe'.

In any case, I wouldn't recommend that anyone think about it as simply twice
"linear" time. Frankly, bidirectional causality (unless absolutely deter-
ministic) pushes the concept of a consistent reality right to the edge of
absurdity. I don't feel that it goes over the edge to negate the idea of a
consistent reality, but poetically speaking, I would expect the consistency
to be along the lines of an "exploding fractal" (which, as it turns out, is a
somewhat common feature in a number of types of altered state experiences).

2. MISCELLANEOUS:

Dr. Cramer also has an extensive body of speculative work in a number of
areas that he has built up as a long standing columnist for the the _Analog_
magazine of science fiction. The columns are not science-fiction so much
as a review of speculative areas of physics which may in the future lead
toward things which are considered science-fiction today. This work can be
found at:

   http://www.npl.washington.edu/AV/av_index.html

Aside from Gribbin, Cramer, Davies, Price, Penrose, Wolf, and Talbot, some
other leading edge scientists who have contributed to the exploration of the
the inter-relation between physics and consciousness are: Safratti, Bohm,
Herbert, Hameroff, Nanopoulos, Eccles, Frohlich, Josephson, and Hoyle. Enjoy.
--
In the Ecstatic Theatre of Life -- Omega
Date: Fri, 14 Feb 1997 00:27:01 -0800
From: Paco <darkwellATnospamidt.net>
To: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
CC: darkwellATnospamidt.net
Subject: BOB! Praise Him while he's hot
Message-ID: <330421D5.48B9ATnospamhaven.ios.com>

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They may be watching you...

   ACT LIKE YOU AREN'T READING THIS!

ARE YOU "DIFFERENT "?

Then YOU ARE ONE OF THE CHOSEN -- and that's why this
pamphlet has "accidentally" fallen into your Web browser!

  EVEN MORONS KNOW:

  THESE ARE
  THE END TIMES!!

  We have reached the juncture in history at which two
previously impossible things have
   become technologically feasible: the destruction of all
life on Earth, or Infinite Slack for
  everyone forever. Hopefully, these are two different
things; but it's never too early to start
    being pessimistic.

 ONLY J. R. "BOB" DOBBS STANDS BETWEEN " THE CONSPIRACY " AND TOTAL
     PLANETARY FREAKOUT!

     A r e Y O U i n s h a p e f o r t h e "F I N A L S ?"

  Then
  YOU MUST BE SAVED
-- EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU!!

     ETERNAL SALVATION

     -- OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK

    AT LAST -- IT HAS COME --
the final Do-It-Yourself
      END TIMES RELIGION
    for SWINGING MUTANTS &
    TERMINAL ABNORMALS!!

    The Church of the SubGenius®

  The World's First Industrial Church

     "Breaking the Tolerance Barrier"

      LIVE WITH YOUR SINS!!

  -- "Bob" Dobbs Can Show You How!

 Caution -- May Be Habit Forming
   Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Under The Influence
Of This Tract
      
YES -- AFTER ALL THESE CENTURIES of organized
   "belief" -- a religion that finally comes out and
admits that
   "IT" CAN'T BE SAID because "IT" IS WHAT IS BEING
   SAID AND DOING THE SAYING AT THE SAME TIME.

   "Those who know don't say, and those who say
don't know." ( The Hells
   Angels)

 "BOB" IS A SEX GOD!!

 HE HAS COME AGAIN AND AGAIN TO RATIONALIZE YOUR
      SINS!

You can lose your virginity -- and we'll STILL let you be a SubGenius!

    

   ENTER INTO COMPLICATED
   PACTS WITH TERRIBLE ALIEN
   BEINGS!! EXPERIENCE THE
   TRUTH ABOUT THE SQUIRTING
   UNIVERSE!!
  

REGAIN YOUR LOST YETI POWERS

As you undergo the unhallowed rites of Glandscaping and Acubeating,
forbidden shapes from the
shadows will be called forth... you will RELIVE your Inner Memories of
past Reincarnalities in
Atlantis, where you were once a fullblood Yeti, superior creation of our
brothers from beyond the
stars. Look perfectly normal while mentally practicing the lost arts of
YETINTHROPY® and
SCHIZOPHRENIATRICS® (not illegal in most states) !!

  STAY TEENAGED OR YOUNGER WHILE MASTERING THE APPEARANCE OF
   ADULTHOOD!!
 

      TEENS! 'UGLY DUCKLINGS!'
      Do you sometimes feel like 'rear dwarf in the
dinosaur suit'? THAT'S
      JUST WHERE THEY WANT YOU. Peer pressure to 'fit in'
and 'be
      popular' is THE CONSPIRACY'S BIGGEST SNARE!! Quit
wishing
      you could be like those pink jerks -- if you're a
'loner', SO BE IT! 10 or
      20 years from now, if you can avoid suicide for that
long, YOU'LL GET
      THE LAST LAUGH! When those 'popular' creeps are 30
and have drab
      lives of passion-deadening security and boredom,
you'll have gone through
      all sorts of interesting hell, paid your abnormality
dues, and become a cool
      swinger, getting away with more wild shit than they
ever dreamed possible
      -- because you didn't give up, and kept up the F.I.B.
("Faith In
'Bob'")! That's what we did, and now we're better and cooler than anybody
else!

     ©1985 by THE SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION

 DOBBS-APPROVED
Date: Fri, 14 Feb 1997 15:16:59 +0500 (GMT+0500)
From: Brothers Overseas <brothersATnospamgiasdl01.vsnl.net.in>
To: Aron Price <ap144696ATnospamoak.cats.ohiou.edu>
cc: kundalini-lATnospamexecpc.com
Subject: Re: 4th dimension calander
Message-ID: <Pine.OSF.3.91.970214151510.10079A-100000ATnospamgiasdl01.vsnl.net.in>

Aron Price would it be possible for you to send me the mayan calendar
as you wrote in the mail. I will be highly obliged.

Tushar Gupta
B-7 EXTN./ 117 A Safdarjung Enclave
New Delhi - 110029
India

Thanx

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