kundalini-l-d Digest Volume 96 : Issue 286 1 Date: Sun, 22 Dec 1996 From: Mistress Angelique Serpent Subject: Good Times Virus update (fwd) READ BEFORE REACTING > > >Figure y'all could use a holiday *>chuckle*.... > > > > >The latest breaking news on the GOODTIMES virus. > > It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is very >dangerous after all. Goodtimes will re-write your hard >drive. Not only that, it will scramble any disks that are >even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your >refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes >melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit >cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use >subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to >play. > > It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It >will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all >your beer and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when >company comes over. It will put a dead kitten in the back >pocket of your good suit pants and hide your car keys when >you are late for work. > > Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It >will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour >sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows >while dating your girlfriend behind your back and billing >the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card. > > It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if >she is dead, such is the power of Goodtimes, it reaches out >beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. > > It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you >can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave >libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! >It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying >to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. > > Goodtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave >the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of Methamphetamine >in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove >while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with your new >snowblower. > > > Mistress Angelique Serpent, - Dominant Experiential Facilitator. Website= http://www.domin8rex.com/serpent ******************* "With no words, with no song, you can dance the dream, with your body on. And this curve, is your smile.... And this cross, is your heart. And this line, is your path. Oh it's gonna be the way you always thought it would be, but it's gonna be no illusion. Oh, it's gonna be the way you always dreamt about it, but it's gonna be really happenin to ya..(REALLY happen'in to YAAAA!)" - Kate Bush, "The Red Shoes" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Vancouver, B.C., Canada. Officially the most beautiful city in the world. 2 Date: Sun, 22 Dec 1996 From: sgh8977ATNOSPAMmail.utexas.edu (Steven G. Harms) Subject: Desperately Seeking..Guru and Guides hi! I've been lurking for a while and have not had much to say but I am in possession of some questions that I think that someone out there may be able to answer. First, I am wondering if anyone knows a Ka/Kundalini/Lightwork/Etc. of real ability within the Austin, Texas area. I have looked through most sources of information (Net and Newspapers etc) for teachers but perhaps someone on the list knows a person of repute to whom they could recommend to me? Secondly, I have been practising opening myself to my spirit guides, or ET consciousness, or Higher Selves and have had no reply. Not to be juvenile, but can I be sure I have one? I've tried to follow various techniques with no real result. Thirdly, I am interested in Pleidean systems of Ka manipulation. I would like it if anyone is familiar with the subject to add or advise me in regards to research and or practise of Pleidean meditation. I've consulted the Tarot many times over these matters and get inconclusive answers. Does anyone have any suggestions? ------------ Form is no-form...There is no eye, no ear, no nose, no mouth...no dharma. The Heart Sutra "You plan the wars you masters of men plan the wars and point the way and we will point the gun." - Dalton Trumbo, "johnny got his gun" 3 Date: Mon, 23 Dec 1996 From: Antaris Ra Subject: Look Inside and see outside. Dear friends, - Do I guess correctly that you join me in wishing to be kept informed of new developments in the story of comet Hale-Bopp, its anomalous "companion" and the spiritual implications of this unusual and exciting event that is unfolding in our skies today? If so, please enjoy this, my tenth in a series of messages that are intended to keep us all up to date on this fascinating phenomenon. (Be sure to drop me a note if you missed any of the first nine messages and would like to receive them all.) As a first order of business, I am delighted to report that Chuck Shramek, the amateur astronomer who posted the first picture of the Hale-Bopp "companion" has just opened his own web site dedicated to telling the "companion" story. Check it out at http://www.NeoSoft.com/~cshramek/ During the last two weeks I posted several messages about the impending arrival of the Photon Belt and the importance of having mankind be prepared to deal with its three day "null zone." Patricia and I have known about this impending event for more than a year now, and since September the information we have received about it from our guides has taken some interesting twists and turns. First, we learned that a hologram had been placed around our entire solar system (however that works) to effectively nullify or at least postpone the effects of the Photon Belt. Then in early December we were surprised to be told that the hologram was being removed and that a very big series of mass landings would have to take place in order for mankind to be properly awoken, educated, prepared and equipped to deal with the null zone. As most of you are aware, I worked hard and fast to post all this information as rapidly as I was getting it, since everything still points to the null zone being on schedule to arrive on December 31, 1996. All along we have been made aware of two major obstacles that the Galactic Federation are concerned with regarding the execution of their plan. One I have already written about quite clearly. It is the resistance to any form of intervention by the Galactic Federation that is deeply imbedded in the surface governments of the planet. The second is one I have said little about up to now. It is the broadly based expectation that is also deeply imbedded in mass consciousness that somehow we're all going to be "rescued." Perhaps this is related to what many of us in the Christian world have been taught to expect around the "second coming" of Jesus. Here it is often quite useful to point out the very clear distinction between Jesus and the "Christ Consciousness." Nearly all of us Christians miss that fundamental distinction. Jesus was about *demonstrating* what is possible when any one of us brings the Christ Consciousness fully into our being. The whole of His ascended being wants us to be able to understand and experience that today. He did say, remember, "All these things and more ye shall do also." (So does anyone know what's the Buddha's secret? Don't tell anyone, but it's the Christ Consciousness, too!) Unfortunately, too many of us Christians expect the person, Jesus, to show up and "save" us. Those of us who think this are in for a rude surprise. That is not, and so far as I can tell will never be the goal of any actions by the Spiritual Hierarchy or the Galactic Federation. Instead, Jesus has been here all along trying to get our attention so we could open ourselves to receive the Christ Consciousness. This opening is what the "second coming" is really all about! Fortunately, it's gradually starting to happen all around us every day. The second coming is nicely under way, and a few more of us are discovering this every day. Meanwhile, the role of our "emissary brothers" who are now about to arrive (via Hale-Bopp, etc.), is just to wake us up to all the cleansing work we must do to fully receive the gift that is being offered through God's grace. Thus, one of the most important "lessons" to be learned in "Earth School" is that of self-responsibility. Bottom line, we complete the work of learning self-responsibility when we make the full and final choice to go with love instead of fear . . . to open ourselves to the abundance of God, our Source, rather than to continue chasing our illusions of shortage and lack. Last Thursday night, Patricia and I invited the Ascended Masters and others of the Spiritual Hierarchy who are guiding us to come and join us for a little "chat." The question I asked was, after naturally wondering why hadn't the landings taken place as we were anticipating, "Can you tell us what is happening with us?" One of them stepped forward and gave us two key messages, the second of which I am still working to assimilate. In fact, that is why it has taken me so long to put together this message. First, we were encouraged "to remember that God's plan as well as its timing is perfect." Sure did feel sheepish about having lost sight of that. Second, we were told (now remember, this was just after my urgent message about sheer panic) that "just as sheer panic does not serve the highest good, neither does living in anticipation of the future." Gulp. Pretty hard to stay centered and live in the present with all the information I was putting out, wasn't it! Look at what I was doing to take away from self-responsibility. Please accept my apologies. So God's plan and its timing is perfect. OK. Where do we go with that? Seems like we're back to basics of how do we get "tuned in" to God's plan so we don't have to be dependent on outside information from people like Kurt & Patricia Wright (or anyone else) to know what to do. Brings me back to a very clear message I got about eight years ago to develop a disciplined meditation practice so I could open up the lines of communication between me and the Spiritual Hierarchy (or God, if you will) and thus prepare myself to be clearly and Divinely guided when the impending Earth changes occur. Bottom line, that's why I'm working this way on the internet. For me, at this stage of my development, the way I go about writing this letter is the equivalent of a disciplined meditation practice. For most others the practice of meditation requires getting very relaxed in a quiet place and using some method of clearing the mind as completely as possible from all distracting thought. That's a very big part of the message Patricia and I received last Thursday night. Hope I've managed to share at least a portion of the power of that message with you in this letter. - By the way, if anyone needs a few guidelines on how to get started with a meditation practice, please let me know and I'll pass on a bit of information that could be helpful. Also, group meditations will greatly speed up the process of opening the lines of communication, and if needed, I can pass on some guidelines for that, too. Remember, meditation opens up the lines. Messages come independently of meditation (through lines that have been opened, naturally). -- Aloha from Maui, Hawaii and may the richest blessings for this Holiday Season be with you all year long, Kurt and Patricia Wright -----------------