To: K-list
Recieved: 1999/12/21 01:33
Subject: [K-list] Re:
From: Maureen Heffernan

Hey, you didn't credit me for the joke! hee hee.
+ Maureen

sudipt sen wrote:
>
> Merry Christmas, List!
> Fruitcake Recipe
> >
> >1 cup water
> >1 cup sugar
> >4 large eggs
> >2 cups dried fruit
> >1 teaspoon baking soda
> >1 teaspoon salt
> >1 cup brown sugar
> >lemon juice
> >nuts
> >1 gallon whiskey
> >
> >DIRECTIONS:
> >Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
> >Take a large bowl.
> >Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
> >Pour one level cup and drink.
> >Repeat.
> >Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
> >Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
> >
> >Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
> >
> >Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
> >Mix on the turner.
> >If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
> >drewscriver.
> >Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
> >
> >Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
> >Check the whiskey.
> >Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> >Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
> >Grease the oven.
> >
> >Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
> >Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> >Throw the bowl out of the window.
> >Check the whiskey again.
> >Go to bed.
> >Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
> >
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