To: K-list
Recieved: 1999/12/20 21:59
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From: sudipt sen
On 1999/12/20 21:59, sudipt sen posted thus to the K-list:
Merry Christmas, List!
Fruitcake Recipe
>
>1 cup water
>1 cup sugar
>4 large eggs
>2 cups dried fruit
>1 teaspoon baking soda
>1 teaspoon salt
>1 cup brown sugar
>lemon juice
>nuts
>1 gallon whiskey
>
>DIRECTIONS:
>Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
>Take a large bowl.
>Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
>Pour one level cup and drink.
>Repeat.
>Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
>Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
>
>Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
>
>Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
>Mix on the turner.
>If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
>drewscriver.
>Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
>
>Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
>Check the whiskey.
>Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
>Grease the oven.
>
>Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
>Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>Throw the bowl out of the window.
>Check the whiskey again.
>Go to bed.
>Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
>
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